Our naked celebrity of the week is an oldie but a goodie. We're reaching back to the 70's here but the level of nudity is also at new heights, it's porn… we're talking full erection! Any guesses? None other than Sly Stallone! Yes, he did […]
Tag: Celebrity
Will Eric Bana’s Butt Appear In The Time Traveler’s Wife?
In an interview with Access Hollywood, actor Eric Bana confesses that he was naked on the set of The Time Traveler's Wife. "We had a time traveling expert on the set who said that for a fact if Henry were to time travel he would […]
How Come Nobody Sent Us The Memo About Gerard Butler Doing Boys?
Even though my brain has trouble believing that this old interview where Gerard Butler admits to engaging in bisexual behavior is actually real, my other brain really wants to believe there's a non-Ugly Truth to this bit that's going around today. Butler's sexuality may be his […]
Secret Sex: Adam Sandler
Funny People is out this weekend, and I thought I'd celebrate by confessing my secret crush on Adam Sandler. Even though I can't stand the majority of his movies, I wouldn't mind having 50 First Dates with his crotch. And no, I wouldn't do him […]
Katy Perry And Rihanna Sure Do Love Lollipops
It makes me inexplicably happy to see that Rihanna and Katy Perry are friends. I don’t even like Ms. Perry very much, but a girl needs a pal she can suggestively lick lollipops with, you know? On the other hand, I’m desperately waiting for something […]
Separated at Birth: Christian Bale and Miles Fisher
Did anyone actually see Superhero Movie? I sure as hell didn't, but it looks like cutie Miles Fisher pulled off a pretty spot-on impression of Tom Cruise in it. Now he's putting on his best Pat Bateman (not to
Who Ordered A Boner Kill With A Side of Hot Mess?
Let's say you're running late to meet a friend but you're plagued by an erection that just won't go down. Solution? Look at this picture of Brooke Hogan. If my calculations are correct, you will forget you have a penis within five seconds. I'm considering […]
Separated at Birth: Carol Channing and Johnny Depp
Okay, so they don't actually look much like one another, but actor Johnny Depp recently expressed interest in portraying Carol Channing on screen. Hopefully, someone in Hollywood is writing the script right now, because the Tony Award winning actress has given him her blessing. – Dewitt
Rupert Everett and Lil Wayne Take Swipes At Michael Jackson
Oh, Rupert Everett! You'd be sort-of-cute if you didn't constantly flap your trap with crazy nonsense. As if Joan Rivers' tasteless jokes weren't enough, Everett was recently quoted in the UK Mirror calling recently deceased pop star Michael Jackson a "freak" who "looked like a […]
The Jonas Brothers Are Into Pig Play
As proven on their latest tour, The Jonas Brothers really like to play dress-up. Joe Jonas has been spotted dressed as a grape and sporting a Saved By The Bell-inspired costume. He was later joined by Kevin and Nick, who threw on some ketchup and […]