So remember how I featured Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe as someone I'd have Secret Sex with? I take that back entirely. If I got this hunky wizard in bed, I'd be bragging to every damn witch in Hogwarts about accessing his chamber of secrets. I like that he's fun size, because that means I could throw him around in bed, you know? Plus, he's been endlessly cute on the promotional trail for the film. Check out this quote from Moviefone:
"It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don't go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said 'Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He's got a gay face!' [Laughs] I really don't know what a gay face is. But I think it's wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I'm not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay."
Thank God for straight people who actually LIKE gay people. It’s so important to have people like Daniel in our corner. It is such an amazing and beautiful thing when people embrace differences and celebrate the variances that make the world such an interesting and engaging patchwork or human souls.