Who Would You Rather?: Jesse Metcalfe Edition

Jesse Metcalfe, Desperate Housewives, actor, shirtless, half naked, smooth, hairy, cub, gay sex, who would you rather, tattoo, John Tucker Must Die

Remember that guy who played the sexy gardener on Desperate Housewives? Even though he wasn't much of an actor, Jesse Metcalfe was definitely a fine piece of ass. But does he still got it? Splash News recently captured the actor on film, and it looks like he's put on some weight, grown a goatee, stopped waxing and got a tattoo. So who would you rather–the old Jesse or the newly cubby Jesse?

Not that you asked, but I'm voting for the latter. The old Jesse was a little too plastic for my tastes. It'd be like fucking a Ken doll! And in case you're wondering, this isn't the first time we've asked you to choose between two versions of the same guy. Check out a couple of similar entries here and here.

UPDATE: A friend of the Daily claims that he allegedly hooked up with Mr. Metcalfe. Discuss.

– Dewitt

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Jesse Metcalfe, Desperate Housewives, actor, shirtless, half naked, smooth, hairy, cub, gay sex, who would you rather, tattoo, John Tucker Must Die
Jesse Metcalfe, Desperate Housewives, actor, shirtless, half naked, smooth, hairy, cub, gay sex, who would you rather, tattoo, John Tucker Must Die

19 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Jesse Metcalfe Edition

  1. Either way, but you’re right the more natural, slightly hairy would be hotter for me…
    How about some details on the hook up…so is Jesse, top or bottom?

  2. yep, the old one was too plastic. like barbie (or ken as u mentioned).
    nice to look at, but nothing more.

  3. I hook up with both. He’s hot both ways and I would love to get my hands on his hot ass

  4. Hands down the new Jesse! I like hair and beef (especially layered over muscles). Facial hair is a HUGE plus! Tats are a turn on as well as long as not overdone. The eyebrows on the other hand…makes an otherwise masculine appearing man look nelly.

  5. the old, absolutely. i like younger-looking guys. tatoos are a bit of a turn-off. same with extra weight.

  6. to each his own.
    it’s amazing how radically any person can transform his appearance.
    as for me, i like the look of New Jesse — he appears less likely to Queen Out on me, and, also appears to be quite nice to cuddle with, at night.

  7. Yeah, I always thought he was way too manicured before. More than anything, it was the eyebrows that usu set me off. Can’t really see the latter pic but I would guess that his features couldn’t have changed that much. Regardless, he is a rather attractive man. Not rough around the edges enough for me but still HOT!

  8. I would do Old Jesse, but New Jesse is way better (as far as I can tell from the pic).
    Erik, you’re right, of course, but self-delusional fantasizing is just plain fun.

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