Who Ordered A Boner Kill With A Side of Hot Mess?

Brooke Hogan, not sexy

Let's say you're running late to meet a friend but you're plagued by an erection that just won't go down. Solution? Look at this picture of Brooke Hogan. If my calculations are correct, you will forget you have a penis within five seconds. I'm considering patenting this as reverse Viagra. You know, I'd feel bad for making fun of this girl, but her insane bitchiness makes her an easy target. Sorry if I offended any Brooke Hogan fans. Wait… do those exist?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Splash News

3 thoughts on “Who Ordered A Boner Kill With A Side of Hot Mess?

  1. @ Michael W
    She’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter.
    I actually like Brooke Hogan. Nothing against her really.
    That single “About Us” with Paul Wall was pretty hot.
    Sure this photo is unflattering, but everybody gets caught in some of those.
    Nothing to hate on…

  2. Now I read your other post about her “buying friends” but isn’t that how most of these reality shows work? Often times, none of these people know one another and they are cast to create the story line. That’s a known fact and many are very honest these days and explicitly say they do not hang out regularly with the “cast mates” outside of shooting.
    I don’t know. She seems like an alright kid in my eyes. I am not a FAN per se but she isn’t loathe-worthy either!

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