It makes me inexplicably happy to see that Rihanna and Katy Perry are friends. I don’t even like Ms. Perry very much, but a girl needs a pal she can suggestively lick lollipops with, you know? On the other hand, I’m desperately waiting for something else to come of this friendship. Here are a couple of suggestions:
- Record a song together: This is a gold mine waiting to happen! Might I suggest a gender-bending cover of Brandy & Monica‘s “The Boy Is Mine”. It could also be seen as an homage to Michael Jackson. Or you could skip my suggestion and do something that wouldn’t be disastrous!
- Just make out already: You don’t need to go all-out carpet muncher on us. It can just be a faux-lesbian “Kissed A Girl” smooch. With all the rumors floating around, the press would go crazy and you’d be deemed the next Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan. Then you could be like “J/K, LOLZ” and everything would go back to normal. Or you could just be actual lesbians.
::Sigh:: I guess friendship isn’t always about business or pussy-licking. They’d just make such a fabulous couple! What would the tabloids refer to them as? Katanna? Rihaty? RiRiBerry? The world may never know.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: KATY PIX
When did Rihanna turn her hands in for talons? Gross.
Her hands are fine.
Those are some expensive ass lollipops they’re licking though..
I really don’t know what the big deal is about Couture Lollipops.