How Come Nobody Sent Us The Memo About Gerard Butler Doing Boys?

Gerard Butler, shirtless, half naked, hairy, bisexual

Even though my brain has trouble believing that this old interview where Gerard Butler admits to engaging in bisexual behavior is actually real, my other brain really wants to believe there's a non-Ugly Truth to this bit that's going around today. Butler's sexuality may be his "own personal business", but I'd really prefer if he conducted said business while his penis was in my mouth. 

“I talk about my sexuality, but it’s always glossed over. People seem to shy away from the issue. Whenever it is discussed, its distended and exaggerated. Gerard Butler is gay. No I’m not. I don’t know myself what I am so it can be bewildering to see that being plugged. I have been in relationships with women. And men. That doesn’t make me gay. That doesn’t make me straight. Its hard enough to go through these things in my mind without being scrutinised about it so there are times when you want to close the door and say my sexuality is my own personal business”

Watching 300 will never be the same. And even though The Ugly Truth has been getting terrible reviews, I'd tolerate his complete lack of chemistry with Katherine Heigl just so I could dream of him tea-bagging my face. Seriously!

– Dewitt 

7 thoughts on “How Come Nobody Sent Us The Memo About Gerard Butler Doing Boys?

  1. i thought their chemistry was fine. i mean. i think she was uncomfortable talking about flicking her bean on film but that made it right. its like she was supposed to be uncomfortable and looked that way lol. it was a funny movie and cute. not terrible. and oh yeah…i hope he tea bags me too.

  2. Katherine Heigl should just avoid comedies all together.
    She sucks.
    Gerard Butler and his possible bisexuality= SOO HOT!

  3. well with a body like that I’d be BI too. But alas, only good enough for gay here. I’d rip those trunks down in a second!

  4. Yes, there is a GOD!! Now just get Gerard Butler within licking distance of me…..ha,ha.

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