On last week's topping it all, but they're holding it down elsewhere in the rankings. It's particularly shameful that the last time the publication featured a black man as the "Sexiest Man Alive" was for 1996's Denzel Washington issue. In fact, it was the only time. […]
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Johnny Depp Is Actually The Sexiest Man Alive
Remember how Robert Pattinson was just announced this morning that their pick for Sexiest Man Alive is actually Johnny Depp. He's following in the footsteps of Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Jude Law and… well, himself. I'm totally cool with Johnny Depp taking […]
Is Lea Michele Just Slutting It Up With The Entire Glee Cast?
Less than a week after rumors of a romance between Glee's Lea Michele and Cory Monteith began circulating, there are now claims that the starlet is dating their much hotter castmate Mark Salling. They were allegedly spotted canoodling at a recent event, while whispering sweet […]
So What Do You Think Of This Lambert Vs. Out Feud?
For the past couple of days, there's been some major drama between openly gay American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and OUT magazine. I'll try to get you up to speed, but I apologize if I don't cover everything. It all started when the magazine's editor-in-chief […]
Man, This Is Why I Hate Winter…
This is a picture of Hugh Jackman. He is running outdoors and wearing clothes. Why am I posting this? Because I have a bone to pick with Mother Nature. This bitch needs to stop making it cold. When it's warm outside, sexy celebrities will run […]
Sad Eyes Is The New Bad Romance
Okay, so Enrique Iglesias' video for his 2000 single "Sad Eyes" isn't anywhere near as genius as Lady Gaga's musical masterpiece, but it does involve several steamy shots of the sexy Latino singer. And who really needs more than that? The David LaChapelle directed piece […]
Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?
Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the […]
Would You Hit That?: Neil Patrick Harris
Actor Neil Patrick Harris just joined Twitter, and he's picked up nearly fifty-thousand followers in less than twenty-four hours. But anyone who ever went to high school knows that popularity doesn't automatically make you sexy (I'm looking at you, Jessica R). How many of you […]
Rick Springfield Is Sixty And Sexy
A few days ago, the name “Rick Springfield” would only invoke memories of his 1981 hit “Jessie’s Girl”. He’s done some acting since then, as Dr. Noah Drake on General Hospital and Mick Barrett on High Tide, but I’ve never seen any of that shit. […]
Gerard Butler Is Now Forty
So I think it's now official–I'm totally a porn talk way much, will be celebrating his fortieth birthday today. And if he happens to be reading this post, I have an excellent birthday gift that he can pick up at my house tonight. He just […]

