You know how people say that teen girls aren't in love with Robert Pattinson so much as they're in love with his Twilight character Edward Cullen? Well, this morning I stumbled across some shirtless pictures of Sex and the City star Chris Noth and popped a […]
Tag: Celebrity
Meredith Baxter of Family Ties Comes Out
In the past, we’ve gotten a lot of shit for trying to bump certain celebrities out of the closet. We totally understand your issues with the matter. People should come out on their own time, when they’re ready. And that’s why it was so empowering […]
Twilight Is So Gay
A recent issue of Entertainment Weekly features a photo of Twilight heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kissing their co-star Kristen Stewart on the cheeks. Who cares, right? Well, here's the fun part–the pages can be folded for a little vampire-on-werewolf action. Hilarious! I haven't seen the […]
Quickie: George Clooney’s Baby Bump
Wouldn't it be awesome if we lived in a world where guys could get pregnant? And by "awesome", I mean kind of terrible. I think it's hilarious that whenever a female celebrity's stomach sticks out a little, the tabloids immediately begin to shout "OMG, it's […]
Wait, Do I Actually Want To Bone Zac Efron?
My penis is having a serious conflict. It can't decide whether it finds Zac Efron attractive or not. In the past, you may some people). It turns out that he's not much younger than myself. Not that I'm going to tell you the exact gap […]
Would You Hit That?: Tim McGraw
After discovering the sexiness of Lady Antebellum's male members last week, I started to wonder about other country music superstars whose trucks I'd park in my garage. The first name that came to mind was Tim McGraw. It's not just that goatee or hairy chest that […]
Mariah Carey Is Now An Award-Winning Actress
Who cares if her latest album Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel didn't perform so well? Mariah Carey will soon become an award-winning actress, and she won't have time to worry about bathing in Windex and all that hullaballoo. Yes, you read that correctly–Mariah Carey is winning […]
Caption This: Snoop Dogg
This week's caption-worthy image may be lacking in the sexuality department, but it more than makes up for it with its WTF-factor. Thanks to my younger relatives, I've learned that watching children's show Yo Gabba Gabba! is basically like having an acid trip. So what […]
Forget Team Edward or Jacob! I’m Team Felix…
I don't know shit about the Twilight series, but I am perfectly aware that the male actors of the films have quickly turned into international sex symbols. You know their names–Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner. But how come no one's been talking about […]
Oprah Is Ending Her Show In 2011
You know those rumors about the world ending in 2012? I hear they made a movie about it or something. Well, forget what you heard about the Mayan calendar and other reasons supporting this prediction, because the real cause of our demise will be Oprah […]