Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?

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Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the countless other men who deserve his top spot? No, but he's still Edward fucking Cullen, and that automatically makes him some weird tweenage sex-god.

I'm guilty of wanting to bone Pattinson, and I'm sure a lot of us have been taken in by his vampire charm. With that said, how many of you would place him at the top of your list of fantasy celebrity fucks? Yeah, that's what I thought.

UPDATE: Apparently this cover is fake! People confirmed on Twitter that Robert Pattinson is not their "Sexiest Man Alive".

– Dewitt

19 thoughts on “Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?

  1. Maybe because I hit puberty before this guy was born, but NO he’s far from the sexiest man alive… not as long as Jeff Stykker lives anyway…lol.

  2. No way is Pattinson sexiest man alive. He may have some layer of hotness for a lot of people but sexiest?? Even confined to the cast of Twilight, I would easily choose Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner and Peter Facinelli as sexier. He’s alright.

  3. No way in hell is he the sexiest man alive. He looks like a greasy tweaker.
    I absolutely agree with JT – Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner (when he turns 18), and Peter Facinelli are sexier.

  4. No way in hell is he the sexiest man alive. He looks like a greasy tweaker.
    I absolutely agree with JT – Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner (when he turns 18), and Peter Facinelli are sexier.

  5. ryan reynolds is in too many romantic comedies to be taken that seriously very much.
    chris pine picks his nose.
    taylor lautner is not quite “man” and apparently taken with a girl who did not make the greatest music video of all time.
    kellan lutz, arguably too goofy looking with a bonus of abs.
    peter facinelli, an awkward age.
    shia, lol.

  6. ryan reynolds is in too many romantic comedies to be taken that seriously very much.
    chris pine picks his nose.
    taylor lautner is not quite “man” and apparently taken with a girl who did not make the greatest music video of all time.
    kellan lutz, arguably too goofy looking with a bonus of abs.
    peter facinelli, an awkward age.
    shia, lol.

  7. Oh God No!
    Gerard Butler, Shia, Chris Pine, Tom Welling and atleast 15-20 other famous people would come in line before his lame ass, Lol!
    Good looking w/ a sexy ass accent, yes.
    Sexiest man alive, Hell 2 the No!

  8. No i wouldnt throw him out of my bed but there is NO WAY IN HELL That he is the hottest guy out there. I like my guys to shower at least a lil more often then that greasy haired tool does

  9. Wow, that’s really funny, last time I checked the only people who read people magazine were middle aged housewives who don’t know what the internet is. But apparently the editors think their readers consist of 12 year old girls. Seriously, I know of only ONE person who thinks RP is that hot, most people agree that while he’s not unattractive, he’s also not their dream of a perfect man.

  10. Not at all! That was just given to him because of all the hype going in the New Moon premiere and they knew it would sell a bunch of magazines. period.

  11. I agree with the majority..he’s not the sexiest…I just don’t know whts wrong with this country…the media..I wouldn’t touch him with a 10 ft pole…

  12. What’s the deal here? I think that cover was printed on opposite day cause he’s one of the least attractive people in film I have ever seen, I not even joking. No one in the Twilight movies is attractive…gimme some Tober Brandt, Erik Rhodes or Colton Ford over this ghostly apparition.

  13. Leo is right, that this is just a way for People to sell more copies; this douchebag appeals to hormone-laden teenage girls who thinks that he is sexy and that the Jonas Brothers can sing. Years from now, they will be embarrassed to admit that they had crushes on these untalented tools.

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