Man, This Is Why I Hate Winter…

Hugh Jackman

This is a picture of Hugh Jackman. He is running outdoors and wearing clothes. Why am I posting this? Because I have a bone to pick with Mother Nature. This bitch needs to stop making it cold. When it's warm outside, sexy celebrities will run around practically naked and consequently give me a boner. Now they're all bundled up in wretched clothing. Hopefully, we'll have some "let's go somewhere sunny" vacation pictures coming soon, but that time can't come soon enough.

Wait, am I basically making a post advocating global warming just so I can get a glimpse of Wolverine's delicious pectorals? Let's just pretend I didn't say any of that. Even my love for Hugh Jackman couldn't justify melting icebergs. Polar bears are too cute to die.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

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6 thoughts on “Man, This Is Why I Hate Winter…

  1. Ha! I personally love the winter, but I will cede this point to you.
    In the meantime, this cold snap has gotten me kind of frisky, and you put an image of Hugh Jackman and polar bears in my head, so I’ve now got a boner of my own to go take care of.

  2. Dewitt I found the post quite comical and tend 2 agree with you on hot sexy Hugh Jackman all bundle up but if this winter is bitter cold with lots of snow I will just hop on a plane go 2 FT. Lauderdale and gawk ( chase ) at all the sexy muscle butt guys running around 1/2 naked while the whole time reminding myself that it is suppose 2 be cold & snowy n the part of the country n which I reside.
    BTW R,I think u missed the point that Dewitt ( comically ) but all so important was trying 2 make ….

  3. there is a “gay” way to hold a water bottle? do you folks have nothing better to do than think up these moronic rules of what is str8 and what is gay? Grow up.
    And Hugh Jackman is hot in a tux, in shorts, covered up or flaunting pecs…..

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