Secret Sex: Grey Damon

On a purely physical level, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Grey Damon. He’s this weird mesh of Kris Allen, Levi Johnston and ol’ school David Boreanaz. A potential heartthrob for the next generation of gays in training! Long story short? We’d totally hit it.

Now here comes the issue! Mr. Damon appears on a certain summer series known as The Nine Lives of Chloe King. It kicked off this past Tuesday on ABC Family, following promos that implied it’d be the new millennium’s answer to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

As it turns out? The show was more akin to a Disney Channel original movie. I couldn’t help but cringe at the poorly delivered (and written) dialogue, plugging my ears every time the lead character squealed in delight or pretty much said anything.

In the end, the only redeeming factor was the hot piece of ass you see above. There’s this scene where he rolls up into the shop Chloe works at, throws on a knit kitten hat and asks with swoon-worthy charm, “Ironic or lame?” It was such a stupid-ass line, yet he was dreamy enough to make it work…

– Dewitt

To check out Grey Damon’s butt and more, follow the JUMP:

Getting cozy with his Chloe King costar:

Half-naked and manhandled by Ryan Kwanten on True Blood:

13 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Grey Damon

  1. he’s cute but…..this isn’t the most titillating set of pics you’ve had before

  2. The 2 guys R cute but…… this is a boring  FUCKING post …………….

  3. It does seem that you sorta jumped the track on this one, Dewitt. Was this about Grey or a TV review?  Focus on the hottie, D.

  4. Ohgods I thought his Chloe King costar was a mannequin. Dx

    And I’ve decided Monday nights on abc family were for the truly awful shows…cause…they’re just…awful.

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