Portia de Rossi Apologizes for Being Happily Married

Portia de Rossi stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to apologize to America for all the pain she's caused by "committing to love her partner for the rest of her life." The message here is quite fantastic, but were the bonobo chimps really necessary? Whatever the case may be, I haven't watched an episode of Jimmy Kimmel since the horrendous premiere. This seems like a step up!

Oh, and did you hear that Portia's wifey, Ellen DeGeneres, will appear on the cover of O Magazine? She'll be the second person to appear alongside Oprah on the cover, preceded by first lady Michelle Obama. This is pretty exciting, but do you think Ellen will actually be the first lesbian to grace the cover? Personally, I've never bought into the Gayle King rumors…

– Dewitt

3 thoughts on “Portia de Rossi Apologizes for Being Happily Married

  1. so, for those who don’t, bonobos are the most famously pan-sexual animal in the kingdom. They will have sex with anyone, anywhere, for just about any reason. They also happen to be the least violent ape/monkey/primate.

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