Why Does Lance Bass Have All the Luck with Men?

Lance Bass, Gustavo Marzolia
I saw this photo of Lance Bass hanging with Gustavo Marzolia floating around last week, but nobody told me that they were dating! Brazilian men are like the new Malawian babies of the celebrity world. Just ask Madonna and Marc Jacobs! While Marc was committing to his man, Madge was dumping hers…
But I digress. How does Lance Bass bag all these sexy men? He's a decent looking guy, and it looks like he's been working on his body… but am I wrong to say that he used to be the other member of *NSYNC that we didn't care about? He was only one step up from Chris Kirkpatrick in my book.
This should be a lesson for all celebrities still in the closet–coming out will allow you to date guys who are exponentially hotter than you. 
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Facebook
For some slightly NSFW shots of Lance's new beau, follow the JUMP:

Gustavo Marzolia
Gustavo Marzolia

7 thoughts on “Why Does Lance Bass Have All the Luck with Men?

  1. Hey Dewitt. Kinda nasty and bitter comments from you I would say. You don’t know Lance personally or the taste of the men he is with. I love this ManHunt Daily feature but cannot abide by bitchy comments. Please pull back and keep this column unique by being polite and modest rather then a Perez Hilton read-a-like. Thanks. Keep up the good work. And thanks for letting me comment.

  2. I agree with you Dewitt, and I don’t think it was bitchy at all. (Although I STRONGLY agree with wrestletp about not doing anything similar to Perez – I can’t stand that asshole’s blog.) Lance Bass wasn’t as well known as the others. You had the dark-haired heartthrob, the blond heartthrob, the chubby older guy, the guy with the ugly hair, and the fifth member.

  3. i dont think your comments are bitchy. i mean if you said “lance bass was on a beach with another guy” do you honestly think people would be entertained? no, blogs are about opinions and witty commentary.
    ive always shared that same sentiment. lance doesnt look horrible, but he’s by no means a super model…. and he’s kind of getting around isn’t he? this guy, that guy, et cetera… i mean give it a rest and settle down with one guy!

  4. WHo the hell writes these blogs? You sound like a whiny ass little girl who is never happy.This guy is not all that,plenty of brazilian men(especially the afro latinos)look better than this guy.And encourage male celebrities to stay in there closet,so they can avoid being pigeonholed in the stereotypical gay world with all this cattiness and bitchiness

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