You may that Megan Fox's audition for Transformers involved washing director Michael Bay's Ferrari while he filmed it. Do you think Thomas Jane had to audition for HBO's Hung in a similar way? I know they're saying that we'll never see his junk, but I have to wonder if there was a little casting couch action or a request to whip it out. I mean, they had to make sure the show lived up to its name!
Basically, do you think Patricia Arquette's abandonment of a divorce petition had anything to do with his monolithic penis? While I'd love to speculate on such matters, they're probably working it out for something boring like "staying together for the kids". Don't get all huffy on me… it's a joke. Let's hope these two make it work.
– Dewitt
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