Happy Halloween, homos! Since seeing Halloween II (the one where Jamie Lee Curtis actually WAITS for an elevator while the killer is slowly advancing on her. Is bitch for serious? TAKE THE STAIRS, HO!) when I was but a wee lad, I have been HOOKED […]
Tag: Thomas Jane
Rob Lowe, Thomas Jane, Jeremy Piven & Christian McKay Skinny-Dipped Together In This Film You Never Heard Of
How did we miss this golden moment of celebrity nudity? Apparently, there’s a movie where Rob Lowe, Jeremy Piven, Thomas Jane and Christian McKay go skinny-dipping together. It’s called I Melt With You, and here’s the official description: “When four 40-something college friends meet up […]
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
When In Doubt, Post Naked Pictures of Thomas Jane…
It’s inexplicable why I’ve never watched Hung. It’s one of those shows that I was intrigued about upon its debut, yet didn’t tune into ’cause I was too busy writing stupid Glee recaps. And when Thomas Jane revealed that he wasn’t going to whip out […]
Thomas Jane’s Pretty Open About His Hustler Past
Check the fuzzy asscheeks! Nom nom. Thomas Jane is the dude who swings his gigolo dick on HBO’s Hung, and has appeared in a ton of movies including Boogie Nights and Deep Blue Sea. Deep Blue Sea is where he ran around the whole time […]
Thomas Jane Isn’t Very Hung
It’s about time someone asked Thomas Jane about his penis. After all, the actor is the star of HBO’s Hung, on which he plays the role of a well-endowed male escort. I know journalists are supposed to be professional and all, but hasn’t anyone been […]
Popular Demand: Blowjobs & Holiday Cheer
After weeks of gay porn twins Miloh and Elijah Peters dominating our Popular Demand entries, I was preparing to break the news that this week's edition contains absolutely no identical brothers. Except that's totally a lie. They may not be at the top of the […]
Celebrity Skin: Thomas Jane
Thomas Jane is one sexy son of a bitch! In shows like Hung and movies like Nemesis he often proves just how sexy he is by showing us the full monty. For that reason and the fact that I have a bit of a crush, […]
Patricia Arquette Rethinks Divorce With Thomas Jane
You may that Megan Fox's audition for Transformers involved washing director Michael Bay's Ferrari while he filmed it. Do you think Thomas Jane had to audition for HBO's Hung in a similar way? I know they're saying that we'll never see his junk, but I […]
HBO Viewers Are Size Queens For Hung
The series premiere of HBO's latest show Hung brought in 2.8 million viewers, making it the highest rated debut on the network since 2007's John From Cincinnati. With the show's midnight encore, a total of 3.7 million tuned in hoping to get a few glimpses of […]