I've heard some things here and there about Entourage star Jeremy Piven being a total douche nozzle. That doesn't mean he still doesn't make me want to take my clothes off. When that whole mercury poisoning incident went down, I seriously thought about starting a "Leave Jeremy Alone!" campaign. I've had a huge crush on him since PCU.
You know how playwright David Mamet made that crack about him pursuing a career as a thermometer? I'm just getting flashbacks to getting my temperature taken in the bum, and fantasizing that my thermometer is Jeremy Piven. Well, not the entirety of him. Come to think of it, we probably should have added "whole humans" on our top ten list of things that should never go in your butt.
Piven's propensity for being a jack-ass almost makes him more attractive. He's like your high school quarterback jerk-off fantasy who makes funs of you in the locker room. Then you go home and jerk off while thinking of him. I could just imagine doing the kinkiest shit with him. He'd suggest it and I'd be like, "I don't know, Jeremy. I've never done that before! I'm so pure and virginal." Then he'd respond, "C'mon, dude. Don't be such a pussy. Just let me fist you while my five friends pee on you. It's not that big of a deal." I plead the fifth regarding whether I'd oblige.
And did we mention the fact that he's been fish-free for ten months? His doctors recommended he shouldn't have any due to his high blood mercury levels. If he's not chowing down on "fish", you have to wonder how he's satiating that hungry appetite. If only he'd accept my offer for dinner plans…
– Dewitt
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he is a little shorter than I like but Hell, I’d suck him big time lol
I am glad he got the hair weave? transplant?. There was a time that he was bald. not a bad look but still looks better now 🙂
I do like his hair plugs..
DUDE!!! I thought I was the only one who wanted to chow down on his taint! He was so short and thick and hairy and metro back in his Ellen days, that I just wanted to separate him from the other dust bunnies under my bed and just rape him! Don’t like his character much in Entourage, but I’d still push im up against a wall and do a slow grind on him.
It is soooo nice to know that I am not the only one secretly lusting after Jeremy. I don’t think I could ever tell my friends if I did him but he could definitely be my dirty little secret!
He’s definitely aged well! It seems like he’s looking hotter by the day.
Dude, balding, full head of hair, chubby, even with that stupid shaved chest, he’s always been totally fuckable!
yeah i’d fuk him big time!
he’s kinda dark/exotic looking. not your typical hollywood lads with blonde locks…
I just love his boy next door look, very hot.
Okay, I never thought I’d tell this, but I’ve had sex with Jeremy three times…he is definately a hot fuck, top and bottom.
Alright, alright it was just a fantasy, I fantasized about him being the asshole he plays on Entourage and making me suck his cock and then just flipping me over and fucking me rough, then after another episode I had a fantasy about him getting drunk enough that I topped his hairy but…I thought it was all over until I saw him with the shaved chest…hell I had to do him again…roflmao
@Gary: You had me for a second there!! i was about to stalk this guy until he put it in me.
I’ll pass..he’s a douchebag. I’m sorry but I dont find douchebags attractive. Their douchey-ness makes them unattractive. Jeez
The man is FUCKIN’ HOT & SEXY, period!!!
I don’t get it…He would so not be a secret for me…I would tell anybody that I slept with him!!! And be PROUD of it!!
I always thought he was hot, in a weird way, but definitely fuckable.
Whoever did his hair transplant is an amazing doctor…Haha!
Is he singing into a Dyna Douche in one picture?