Pro wrestling is fake. No offense to you fans of those brawlin’ speedo jockeys, but they have writers. Don’t snap on me yet, because the BODIES are very real. One of those bodies is Cody Rhodes. He recently ended a storyline in which his wrestler […]
A Small Gallery of Basketball Player Blake Griffin Clothed, Shirtless & Pretty Much Naked
A few weeks ago, LA Clippers power forward Blake Griffin appeared shirtless in everyone’s favorite softcore gay porn magazine, Men’s Health. This isn’t necessarily anything to write home about, considering he already bared all in ESPN Magazine‘s annual “Body Issue”. But whatever! A half-naked basketball […]
Anthony Weiner Might Have Done It With Another Dude
Anthony Weiner, the eighth sexiest “unsexy” man of 2011, allegedly stated to his female sexting-mate Traci Nobles that he enjoys bisexual MMF threesomes. According to Radar Online, Nobles asked Weiner if he’s turned on by other men, to which he replied, “Well it depends on […]
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!
No, we’re not making a reference to A Christmas Story or the “official Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”… That aside, it should be noted that Peter Billingsley (Ralphie) […]
Who Would You Rather?: Hot Ruggers!
You guys seem to LOVE how we’re making showing off a sexy-hot rugby player a weekly occurrence. Who can blame us? They reek of I WANT THAT. We’re thoroughly convinced that they don’t let anyone into the scrum who’s not a beefy masterpiece exuding serious […]
Evan Peters: Were You Feeling “Tate” From “American Horror Story”?
Note – the following contains spoilers for Season 1 of American Horror Story! My partner and I were HOOKED on American Horror Story this year. We couldn’t get enough of Murder House and it’s completely fucked-up inhabitants, whether they were living (for the time being) […]
Soap Opera or Gay Porn? (Part III)
We’ve played this game before, and we’re thinking about doing it more often. Can you predict, without clicking this link, whether the screen-cap above is from a soap opera or gay porn scene? Once you’ve determined the correct answer, test your luck with the image […]
Behold: Ryan Stack’s Epic Return To Randy Blue
Did you miss me? Well, I’m back whether you like it or not! The holiday season is always a blessing and a curse. I’m forced to awkwardly interact with my family members, as I fall deeper and deeper into a frantic internet withdrawal. It’s not […]
It’s Always A Good Day When New Pics Of Ryan Bertroche Pop Up
Who cares that these look like they were taken in his agent’s office hallway with a disposable camera. You could do cave paintings of Ryan Bertroche and they would still come out hot. Those pillowy lips! Ryan is a model-model, meaning we’ve never seen him […]
Aural Fixation Special Edition: DJ Earworm
Every year, DJ Earworm gathers up every pop song that hit it big and melds them into one POP OPUS! Here’s his “United States of Pop for 2011 (World Go Boom)”. I haven’t been able to stop playing this in my cubicle, which is bizarre […]