Judging by the "OMGLEE" written on Dr. Queerlove's whiteboard, our excitement for tonight's premiere of Glee has only escalated since we last mentioned the show. We've set our DVRs to record the episode so we can recreate the choreographed dance sequences. We've jerked off to shirtless pictures of Matthew Morrison seventeen and a half times (don't ask) in anticipation. Or maybe that was just me…
Well, now there's another reason to be excited about Glee! In an interview with AfterElton, the show's hottie teacher has offered sexual favors to anyone who votes for him on the site's Hot 100 list. We're intrigued by this proposal, but we need more details before we give him our votes. Are we talking full-on anal or an OTPH? That's "over the pants handjob" for those of you who didn't graduate immature high school slang.
– Dewitt
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