Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn’t believe it was actually real. This isn’t even […]
If you’re the kind of person who has never really listened to music written prior to 1950 or gets bored when anything other than popular dance music comes on, then the chances are you’re, at the very least, willfully naïve and you should feel bad […]
Steve Grand looks like this. One could argue that this has nothing to do with the semi-viral success of his “All American Boy” music video—which I somehow avoided watching until today due to laziness and a series of disparaging tweets from The Sword‘s Zachary Sire—but […]
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me […]
Hey You! Drink too many Bud Light Limes and eat too much char-grilled crap while standing on a roof top watching the fireworks over the last few days? Well, have we got something to drag you out of that low rent hangover and indigestion you’d […]
This is a beautiful gay video just in time for the holiday. Gay singer Steve Grand has a flirty friend who ends up being just that – a flirty friend. This is too bad, cuz’ they make a REALLY hot couple. Damn you, straight boy […]
Here’s Janelle Monae‘s new single “Dance Apocalyptic.” As you can see, it’s more of her high concept campy pop weirdness and, yet again, it’s far more palatable than any of the other professionally weird pop divas making things at the moment. The first time I […]
It’s like Robin Thicke was born with his marketing plan already in place with that last name. Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” is currently in competition with “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk for the song of summer 2013. And he just released another track (featuring Kendrick Lamar) […]
I love this song. I love how it’s just two dudes simply singing about how we’re all just looking for love, no matter what our orientation. Pop duo Great Big World penned “Everyone Is Gay” is for their friends at Everyone Is Gay: The Website. […]
