Robin Thicke Wrote A Song About His Big Dick.

It’s like Robin Thicke was born with his marketing plan already in place with that last name. Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” is currently in competition with “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk for the song of summer 2013. And he just released another track (featuring Kendrick Lamar) called “Give It 2 U.” And guess what he’s giving? His big dick! A lyrical sampling:

“I got this for you / a little Thicke for you / A big kiss for you / I got a hit for you / Big dick for you / Let me give it to you”

This is intriguing news. Checking out his beach pics, I can’t really tell if those lyrics are true or he’s just boasting. I don’t have the personal confidence of his wife, actress Paula Patton, so we’re just going to have to take his word for it.

It’s funny, though. That last pic is a still from the “Blurred Lines” vid. He really wants us to know about his cock!

Check out the song and some pics of Robin below.

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Miami Love!

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31 thoughts on “Robin Thicke Wrote A Song About His Big Dick.

  1. Robin Thicke and Pharell williams are 40something men in a video ( the one for “Blurred lines”) about how 18-21yo girls are “domesticated”, “animals”, “bitches”, and “want it ” ( as in , their wrinkled wieners ), as if they were the most irresistible thing on earth. Which is quite pathetic since they are writing it themselves, but hey….If you were that good you wouldn’t have to demean others and sing your own praises…Anyway, I’m usually not one to defend feminist causes but that’s one shiteous song which is promoting a really bad attitude towards women.

  2. Dude… can you EVER write anything even remotely positive? I’m gonna send you a truckload of toilet paper for your consistent shitty attitude.

  3. He’s pretty all right (and so is that woman he’s with *growl*) and has a nice voice.

  4. Well…have you watched the video I am talking about?
    I say positive things when there are positive things to say ( for instance on the latest Colby Keller post ). I was expecting an ad hominem attack when I wrote this, maybe you should focus on the content of my message though, because there is sadly a lot of truth in what I am saying.

  5. Truth is subjective. Anyone who listens to these type of songs expecting world peace or deeper meaning is daft. Lyrics like these are meant to appeal to the vacuous dimwits who buy them, and the dim bimbos who like those types. They’re giving the people what they want, and you don’t like it, so you poo-poo over everything.

    I’ll go back over your posts to see any positives…

  6. Well, I just read quite a few of your posts looking for positive comments. The closest was about using papi as a term of endearment.

    There are other phrases besides “ad hominem attacks” by the way.

  7. Or pathetic little man writing rape songs to brag about the dick he wished he had…

    In his music video there is ” ROBIN THICKE HAS A BIG DICK” written in huge letters on a wall with a naked girl dancing in front of it.

    Maybe a little too tacky and obvious…people who are any good at something don’t need to scream it on top of the roofs or write self congratulating bullshit about it. Their actions would speak for themselves.

  8. Love Blurred Lines but HATE Get Lucky. Any “song” that repeats the same phrase 20-25 times in 3 minutes is a sign of lazy songwriting. I can’t change the channel quick enough when Get Lucky comes on.

  9. he is a sexy man. But “Blurred Lines”, even with its catchy beat is a ridiculously mysogonisitic song.

  10. He is totally just boasting.

    If you feel the need to put it into big balloon letters…

  11. Uhm…remember how Brittany Spears has a song called Toxic…in the video she goes around preying on men. Remember when Shakira put out a song about how she’s a She Wolf? Remember when Beyonce’ put out a song about how if you like it you better own it…er I mean put a ring on it? Remember when TLC put out a song about how if you’re a man and you don’t have a car and money then gtfo? Its a fun song, it doesn’t promote anything beyond what pop songs especially in an R&B style have been promoting for forever. You’re entitled to your opinion. But your set of opinions seem to deprive you of a great amount of enjoyment in life. People exploit people, everyone plays along, this song doesn’t encourage a bad attitude in women more so than others, and every time I hear it what I get from it is. “you seem like you have a kinky side, well, you can let that out with me” the song courts controversy because, that makes it a point of discussion, and that sells copies and makes a hit. If you wonder why a 40 something is writing a song like this…its because he’s been putting out material for ages and this is his first big hit.

    I mean…Nelly Furtado went from being “Like a Bird” to a “Promiscuous Girl” why?…because getting paid to make music is a fucking business and sex sells.

  12. That’s kind of skewed logic. Misogyny and sexism, like racism or homophobia, is part of a bigger network that extends beyond words. So, for you to argue that women objectify men isn’t quite the same b/c a few songs doesn’t hold the same weight in terms of how much women are objectified. It’d be like a straight person calling you a ‘hetero-phobe.’ I guess it can technically exist, but it doesn’t have the impact homophobia carries. Also, Nelly Furtado wrote ‘promiscuous’ about Fergie.

  13. So, she wrote the song about Fergie…so really that song directly is an instance of a woman exploiting and victimizing another woman through song by slut shaming her…meanwhile also tramping up her image to appear relelvent (back in 2008)…we shouldn’t call her out for that why aside from it being dated as hell?
    It’s kind of skewed logic to me that there’s this impulse to brand this playful song “rapey” http://www.i4u.com/2013/06/robin-thicke/promotes-robin-cnn-blurred-rape-thicke-s-lines-anchor-debates-whether

    But CNN took the time to discuss it, and now weeks later the discussion is here. It’s also skewed logic to project the belief that women are innate victims.

    It is not skewed logic to recognize the tactics behind the song and realize that it is pretty damned harmless and is playing well within the established boundaries of what has been culturally accepted up til now, and that try and dismiss or deny it as some people may want to, the song is a hit, is a well crafted tune, and will dominate the airwaves for the forseeable.

    Also, I don’t believe that artists should have to censor their shit because someone might find it offensive. If you find it offensive you can certainly make that case, but to me, you have to apply the same criteria to everything else and view it all through the same filter.

    This song is clearly a calculated viral hit…it’s only missing random footage of some a cute baby animal. It has titties, catchy hooks, and hashtags. It is tacky but it isn’t innately exploitive, or promotive of the denegration of women.

    That’s my opinion anyway.

  14. Maybe one day people will lighten up and not take EVERY DAMN THING SO SERIOUSLY! If you don’t like the song, don’t listen to it. Ultimately the song will not have any effect on your life whatsoever! Me personally, I think Blurred Lines is a great song. I like the beat. It’s catchy and I dance every time I hear it. I really couldn’t care less about the lyrics. Seriously, why are people bitching over this song when there are thousands of other songs out there that “demoralize”, “demean”, “degrade”, etc, etc, etc… people???
    Get the fuck over it!!

  15. Quite honestly, this could be a ploy from Robin Thicke to get attention to somehow promote his album. Instead of posting pics of his dick (like Chris Brown), he’s going to talk about it and make statements in his videos.

  16. Who are you defending? It’s number 1 on the music charts. You are bashing him for demeaning females and being full of himself yet you are demeaning him by calling him old with a wrinkled wiener. Dont like it then dont listen to the song

  17. I dunno….he seems a little too cocky (no pun intended) to be likable. Some cockiness can be a turn on as long as it’s only in fun. This seems like overkill, not to mention a bit juvenile. Singing about sex doesn’t have to be trashy.

    And I feel weird saying this, but I’m more attracted to his wife in these pictures, and I’m pretty damn gay.

  18. ^^that’s a lot of pixels for opinions on music
    maybe we should just judge the music as good or bad and not read too much into it, and not some hetero male subliminal messaging code for trying to take over the world and wipe out all homosexuals and their little white dogs

    guys have been writing about giving up their holy wieners forever, don’t know what makes these any different

    just a thought

  19. In my mind, it’s massively thick, deliciously long and of course dripping pre-cum by the spoon fulls. Robin is clearly very sexy and HOT. (I used to have the biggest crush on his Dad too for that matter.) Plus I am just all about “Blurred Lines”. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

  20. Well then maybe you better just quickly email me a pic of that so that I can confirm the accuracy of your statements…or at least enjoy trying. You still have my email address? Use it like you mean it!

  21. Is the word rape anywhere in the lyrics? Stop being a Negative Nancy. Life will be a lot better with some positivity!

  22. Glad to oblige 🙂 I took it only earlier this morning. I’ll finger out a way to visit someday soon 🙂

  23. Define big. For some big is 7-7.5. For others a minimum of 8.

    For others it’s…..

    it’s all relative. So without a picture 😉

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