An edible short skirt created for an erotic Project Runway competition? A butt so incredible that it can balance dozens of carrots on it? We’re not exactly sure what’s the story behind this picture, but we have faith that you’ll come up with a pretty […]
Category: Just For Fun
“I’m Gay, Not TV Gay!”
Here’s a cute lil’ vid by SMBC Theater. A son comes out to his parents, who (shockingly) are unsure about how this whole “gay” thing works. Do you know the number of straight people, both men and women, who have tried to harness my supposed […]
Caption This: Squat & Buzz
A beefy young lad pops a squat in the buff, covers his junk with his left hand and gives himself a buzz with an electric hair trimmer. Exactly what’s going on in this picture? That’s for you to decide! Welcome to this week’s edition of […]
Must Watch: The Jizzle
This fake infomercial from The Whitest Kids U’Know may not be all fresh and new, but we honestly never saw it until recently when a colleague delivered it to our inbox. Not to mention, it involves copious amounts of fake (?) semen. Color us intrigued! […]
Horrible New Trend: Pejazzling
And you know they’re gonna eventually blame the gays for this bullshit! In March of 2010, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt rolled up onĀ George Lopez’s show and revealed that she glues Swarovski crystals to her nethers to pretty em’ up. This might account for why her […]
Secret Sex: Matt Zarley (And Everyone In This Video)
When our blog-bros at DNotes designated this as “the gayest music video that ever happened to the internet”, we had trouble believing their claim. There are so many absurdly gay music videos out there, from Jonny McGovern‘s ode to The Golden Girls to that cover […]
Caption This: Duct Tape
In what we can only assume is a costume for an “Anything But Clothes” party, a couple of tanned college boys pose together in matching duct tape shorts. We sincerely hope there’s another layer under there, for the sake of their penises (and all the […]
Kerry Degman: 3 Pictures Are Enough When You’re This Hot
We came across these pics of Kerry Degman by photographer Greg Vaughan, and at first we paused because we could only locate three. But then we looked at his kick-ass body. And his low slung jeans just inches from revealing what he’s packing. And the […]
Michael Gstoettner: Top Model With A Top Body
We’re not sure how to pronounce his last name, but it matters very little seeing as how he’s a gorgeous male model in his underwear. Michael Gstoettner has one of those seriously striking profiles. He looks like he should be the guy the wife is […]
Daniel Rumfelt Deserved Another Post
The perfection known as Daniel Rumfelt was the star of our “Everything Butt” feature yesterday. We’re sure many of you wanted more, so here’s the rest of his pics from the newest issue of DNA magazine. And even if you didn’t want anymore (which isn’t […]

