One thing about the US? Our bigots (at least the ones who are open about their bigotry) are usually fug. Picture the last anti-gay protest you saw on TV, or the last time you saw a homophobic talking head on a news program. I predict […]
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Nick Steele Looks Good In (And Out) Of His Clothes
In case you haven’t noticed, Nick Steele is extraordinarily handsome. The model and actor—whose greatest role includes playing a Kevin Federline look-alike in two separate and surely terrible films—provided the eye candy in a television ad for Britney Spears‘ Fantasy fragrance. Of course, these details […]
What If You Got To Fuck Your Favorite Porn Star?
Parker Nolan is a huge fan of gay porn superstar Austin Wilde. Coincidentally, Austin has always wanted to fuck one of his fan boys, and he was finally able to bring this fantasy to life on his own site Guys In Sweatpants. Parker (who is […]
I’m Not Going To Talk About DICKS To Trick You Into Listening To HAIM (Just Listen, Damnit!)
Who do you think I am, Boulangerié Knowles? The good news is that Los Angeles trio HAIM have a habit of churning out addictive pop-rock tunes that call to mind such diverse influences as Fleetwood Mac and Destiny’s Child. The bad news is that they’re […]
Colby Keller & Johnny Rapid Are Perfect Together In “Pervy Professor”
Give up, every other porn star in existence! The world has seen Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid having sex with one another, and you are officially screwed (and not in the way you’re used to getting screwed). Nothing, literally nothing, can compare to the combined […]
Spencer Hate-Crimed My Dick By Topping Coleman
Hi, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you about a man named Spencer. He is a model for a gay pornographic website you may have heard of called Sean Cody, and I have […]
Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, And Jeremy Renner Kill Their Hot For “American Hustle”
Let me state right off the bat that the trailer for David O. Russell’s American Hustler makes it look like the best Martin Scorcese movie since Casino. [Ed. note – Gays like Casino better than Goodfellas. More drunken Sharon Stone swallowing scenery whole while wearing […]
“Naked and Afraid” Needs More Naked, Less Afraid!
This morning, I learned about the existence of a TV show called Naked and Afraid. It appears to be exactly what it sounds like. The Discovery Channel sends two naked people out into the wilderness, and we proceed to get excited about their nudity until […]
I Want To Eat Brayden Forrester’s Ass.
There are maybe ten seconds of Alessio Romero eating Brayden Forrester‘s ass in their trailer for Titan Men‘s Stag. Rumors have begun swirling around that those were the ten best seconds of my week (so far), but I am here to tell you that’s all […]
Do You Think jakco Would Fuck Me Stupid?
Is it a conflict of interest if I prostrate myself on my knees before Manhunt member jakco, trousers down and a tube of lube handy? I know I work here, but a man has needs! Jakco is from Venezuela, and he likes wine, music, swimming, […]











