Let me state right off the bat that the trailer for David O. Russell’s American Hustler makes it look like the best Martin Scorcese movie since Casino. [Ed. note – Gays like Casino better than Goodfellas. More drunken Sharon Stone swallowing scenery whole while wearing the most ridiculous outfits the 60s,70s, and 80s had to offer.] But I could punch David in the nuts! Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Jeremy Renner look like 70s hell in this! Christian’s sporting a combover. Bradley’s got a perm. And Jeremy’s got Bob’s Big Boy hair. No, no, no! You just want to throw yourself on the coffin containing their sexy and refuse to let the gravediggers start shoveling the dirt on!
What’s even more of a kicker is that the women look flawless. I got a boner for Amy Adams in that trailer, and I normally like big, fat, hairy man-ass bouncing on my various parts!
These actors made the ultimate sacrifice for their art. Or, let’s face it, this is some Oscar-whoring. More power to you, men. Good luck.
Actually, nevermind the director, let’s just punch the 70s in the nuts. A whole decade making men look like they probably smell.
Check out the trailer for America Hustle below.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Zimbio
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