Hi, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you about a man named Spencer. He is a model for a gay pornographic website you may have heard of called Sean Cody, and I have grown quite fond of his bubble butt and the way he occasionally allows other men to stick things in there. He used to be a virgin to penises. But he is not anymore. Sean Cody helped him fix that when they put him in a room with Brandon so they could play together. It was very exciting for me, as a penis who likes virgin butts and would like to be inside of Spencer.
The bad news today is that Spencer has betrayed me. He has met up in a room to play with Coleman, and there are no penises going inside of his butt. I feel incredibly violated by the idea of Spencer without a penis inside of his butt, and I may start a letter-writing campaign to Sean Cody and complain about the offensive and horrifying act committed on their website. Why did they not invite Jarek and Abe to put both of their penises inside Spencer and Coleman? I would like that more, because it is not offensive. It is actually great. Dewitt could have written a Four Play post about it, and every penis in the world would like it.
Bye! I am a penis.
Photo credit: Sean Cody
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