In Case You Missed It Wrap Up:
March 7, 2016
Good lord am I glad to be back home after all that time in Florida. They may have a lot of sun and some cute guys, but the humidity down there is entirely unacceptable. Plus I just spent the whole time watching New York porn anyway. So I’m back in the right spot.
After that time away though, there’s a lot of backlog in my porn inbox so this week is gonna be pretty packed. Here’s some stuff we didn’t get to talk about (or you may have missed) while I was away:
– You people need to stop photoshopping Johnny V’s dick to look bigger. It’s plenty big on its own.
– You guys totally helped me solve this mystery for a MHD reader! You rock.
– I think we deserve a Helix scene where everyone doesn’t look quite so hungry. AdequatelyNourishedTwinks.com
– I actually jacked off twice to this strip poker thing from Next Door Ebony. *eyeroll emoji* Oops.
– “I had to service all of them before the threw me around and took turns pounding my ass and shooting their loads in my ass and face.” I think Frat X descriptions is just plagiarizing from old OZ scripts now.
– I know opinion about JR Bronson seems real mixed around here, but I’ve had a thing for that ass for a long while now.
– Joel Vargas is just super cute. I can’t explain it. Plus there’s actual shorts in this one!
– Everybody really liked this “Armond Rizzo fucks a giant” scene. Thanks to T for texting me to know it was good! More of that!
– UGHHH THIS GUY IS HITTING ALL MY BUTTONS AND I JUST WANT MORE:
– Everybody really liked this “Armond Rizzo fucks a giant” scene. Thanks to T for texting me to know it was good! More of that!
– This is the gay porn version of A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar…
– Sure it’s awkward. And sure there’s no sweatpants. But. You know. It didn’t stop that monologue my penis has to my fist about six times a day.
– Whips and chains and hot wax are things all boys should learn to love.
– It’s very tempting to just turn this site into a Cockyboys Fan Site because they keep making SUCH GOOD SHIT. And also because Tayte Hanson and Topher Dimaggio are so gd hot it hurts my balls.
– Gabriel Cross is hot but also really talented at putting big dicks inside of him and making me believe he loves it.
– I watch BiLatinMen.com’s new stuff every week and I like it even if I don’t post about it.
– I had so much fun putting this list of top tumblr exhibitionist masturbators together.
There was definitely other stuff, but those were the highlights for me. Like I said, there really is a lot to get through this week, in addition to Story Time, Ass Wednesday, Tweets of the Week, and a new Position of the Week. Stick around. It’s gonna get weird.
– tyler
Header Image: Lucas Jesus by Hawtphotography
Welcome back Tyler.
Thanks!