Would You Hit That?: Chris Colfer

Tonight is the season finale of Glee, and you know what that means… Duh, I’m having a combination circle jerk and watching party at my house! Also, it’s time for a Glee-themed round of Would You Hit That. Today’s subject is none other than Chris Colfer, the actor who plays Kurt Hummel on the show.

After a few of you accused us of snubbing Colfer for the Glee edition of Who Would You Rather, it only seemed fair to give him a moment in the spotlight. So what do you say? Would you hop in between the sheets with this cutie? Or would you throw a slushie in his face and turn him away?

– Dewitt

To vote on whether you’d hit that, follow the JUMP:




23 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Chris Colfer

  1. Hell no. Cute boy (or should I say boi?) but way too young and effeminate. Beautiful and talented however.

  2. While I’m partial to twinks, Colfer’s lack of a sexual presence just doesn’t do it for me — although I still rated him “wouldn’t kick him out of bed”….

  3. Crike no – we want men on this site not one who refer to themselves as one of the girls. He should have the sex change and be done with it

  4. Haha, listening to Kurt do Rose’s Turn when I clicked on this post. Anyways, yes. I voted yes. He’s cute, talented, and people Chris isn’t all that effeminate. And so what if he is? It takes all kinds to make the world go round, and this one can make my world go round any day.

  5. my attraction to him comes from his interview on the view. to me he seemed genuine and self aware. two extremely attractive traits. not to mention he is pretty.

  6. Having personally met Chris, he is a wonderful sweet guy, who’s smile sends me into orbit.

  7. Yes omg he is such a dork and i would love to have a chance to have do him he is so cute effimite or not he is just perfect for me

  8. Boy seems to be the consesus. I’m agreeing. Way too young! Screams drama… Not sure why. No thanks.

  9. He seems like a nice kid, but he’s too young and too twinky for my tastes. Besides, I prefer baritones to countertenors.

  10. To be quite honest some of the worst sex I’ve had in my life have been from what most guys refer here to as “Men”. The best times in the sack for me getting my bubble ass plowed have been from boys like this.

    He can make me start singin the high notes.

  11. Call me a perv…I don’t care!

    I live in Palm Springs ‘the land where little twinky boys love hot daddies!’

    I got hit up by a guy on MH who reminds me a bit of this kid, a few months back…he looked and acted kind of fem, but when you got him naked he was a spitfire! Could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, had the sweetest little butt to lick, could take my thick rod with ease and usually came three times before he was done…

    Only for to hit it three different time…but what the hell..I”m not complaining

  12. Oui!!

    He’s adorkable! Colfer is 21 going on 30! An amazingly talented, intelligent young man. I wish I were 10 years younger. He’s not fem at all, just kind of geeky and very entertaining.

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