For the first time in our Who Would You Rather series' history, we're going to do an epic threeway edition! Don't get too used to the extra stimulation, because we'll be back to the traditional one-on-one next week. It just seemed cruel in this case to leave out one of these guys!
Now that we've addressed that, let's get right to our question. Out of the cast of Friends, who would you rather–Ross, Joey or Chandler? We have a feeling we know who'll be losing this one, but maybe you guys will surprise us…
– Dewitt
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Ross and Joey in my mouth, Chandler up the ass!
ross and joey boyh had their times when i was/wasn’t attracted to them. chandler always annoyed me. but outside of friends, david schwimmer has always been kinda dorky cute
Can’t decide between Chandler and Joey
Joey for sure – big, dumb and full of cum
i always thought it ironic that people in the show kept picking on matthew perry’s character for being Gay, when it’d seemed rather obvious to me that david’s “Ross” was the most fruity.
i did vote for “Joey,” but that was a pretty close one..
..i did like Perry more when he had some weight on him.
i think i would want to cuddle with perry, and “be `nasty´” with le Blanc.
I think Joey (Matt) would be the hot, nasty, sexy romp but Ross (David) would be the loyal, passionate and committed lover. I’d bet David is an absolutely incredible kisser too! My ultimate vote is for Ross/David.
Ross & Joey the lips
Same as Saint Impatience. Joey for a lover, Chandler for a boyfriend.
I seriously couldn’t decide between Chandler & Joey, but wound up going w/ Chandler…So hot!
Chandler!! But there’s a friend out… I mean, who can forget Michael (Paul Rudd) or Tag (Eddie Cahill)… I would rather choose those last two!!
For some reason i find David Schwimmer to be the sexiest out of the three… i don’t know why. you’d think it’d be Matt Leblanc, but no… it’s David
None of the Above. Sorry. Blech.
When presenting a trio of men, would it not be more appropriate to initiate the “F*ck, Marry, Kill” version of the voting game?
Who’s next in your poll, Fred and Barney?
I wouldn’t fuck Ross with Monica’s dick
Joey, Joey, Joey.