We haven’t been keeping up with the latest season of American Idol, but it seems like it’s a total sausage fest. Only three of the remaining contestants are of the female persuasion, which makes us wonder when America suddenly decided to start hating women. Not to mention, it also makes us wonder which of these dudes you want to fuck.
Scott McCreery is left off our list for obvious reasons (he’s only 17 years-old), but you have a decent amount of choices with James Durbin, Jacob Lusk, Paul McDonald, Stefano Langone and Casey Abrams. So what do you say? Which one of these hopeful superstars gets your dick hard?
– Dewitt
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They all look like darkroom fucks if you ask me, wouldn´t want to do any of them in the light LOL
STEFANO is HOT!! And I don’t even know why jacob is on the list, she’s practically a woman!
They’re all kinda blah, but chose Paul
i would totally rip off Stefano’s clothes and have my way with him.
Ive been watching this year, and think they desperately miss Simon, as the new panel (with Randy) LOVE everyone, every week, with very little critical comments…of these guys:
James is straight version of Adam Lambert, a screamer;
Jacob, aka Luther Vandeross comes across as really gay;
Paul is alot like Kenny Loggins to me, with very little variation to his weekly songs;
Stefano, hottest of the group, but not sure if they is anything truly special there in the voice department; and
Casey reminds me of a cross behind Will Ferrel and Zach Galifianakis, perhaps he will have a better go at movies.
James, if i could slick down the fauxhawk and make sure he was really clean; Stefano, only after he grows up; Paul only after he breaks his meth addiction; Casey, only if I was reincarnated as one of his fellow hobbits first; and Jacob under no set of circumstances of which I can conceive.
You should really include a “None of the above” choice in these surveys.
Really ? Really ??? This gurl is the only one who knows how…..
i would pick scotty if he would have been on there! too bad hes not 18….):
Casey has some potential with a shave and haircut.
i bet scotty is hung like a horse
theyre all gross… to be honest, as 100% gay as i am, Pia is the most “handsome” and the obvious winner. these are fuglies. Jacob is the only one i wanna hear sing of these
it was Stefano’s eyes that made my decision!
Who the fuck voted for Lusk?! lmao!!!
I don’t watch this show anymore, so I didn’t know anything about any of the contestants other than seeing their pictures. Too bad Scott is not of age, because he was the most attractive of the bunch. So I voted for Paul.
Stefano is the whole package – he has all the ingredients to be a huge pop idol! Not only is he very sexy and handsome, but he has the most impressive vocal range.
Chanbtboy they R all very talented but U R spot on about the none of the above choice in fact if N O A ( none of the above ) where among the choices N O A would run away with the competition …..
i voted for stefano but would have preferrred jovany barreto in the list…
R Kelly seriously. This is the second post that I have today with you writing some horribly rude comment. If you do not change your attitude you are going die alone; forever a miserable old women. Stefano is hot.
I still think Scotty’s a hotty! I’ll take me some Southern Chicken anytime 🙂
yeah! i wouldve voted for him…
Yeah, Pia was the most fuckable and talented out of all of them, and I’m gay!
Without Scotty it’s no contest. Don’t care if he is a chicken. He look about 23.