Unlockables: Tone Down The Angry-Face

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A lot of tops seem to believe that they always have to look tough in their Manhunt profile pictures. The gruff scowl above, as demonstrated by porn star Jean Franko, is what I like to call the "I will fuck you like I hate you" look. When done properly, it's enough to make any bottom twitch in their no-no places.

But if you give this look improperly, it's quite possible that you'll look like a serial killer. Take it down a notch, and don't make this face in every picture you take. Mix it up with some smiles, sexy smirks or anything that'll let potential partners know that you're actually human. Don't worry about these expressions making you look "soft". Much like my previous tip on diversifying your portfolio, showing off your different sides should only increase your chances of getting laid.

– Dewitt

8 thoughts on “Unlockables: Tone Down The Angry-Face

  1. This always made me laugh considering the majority of the time they try and look hard, but it truly does just end up looking Creepy… I never understood the point of looking angry in pics… It seems very few can actually pull it off and make it look sexy. Get a new pose guys… Especially when you try and act straight…

  2. Dewitt u r right on the money with this post some times a little mixs and match goes a long way even Jean Franko smiles from time 2 time as hot as he is …..

  3. Nothing invokes the persona of “I’m a straight guy” more than a pair of baggy, unsexy briefs …
    … except for possibly wearing a brown belt with black shoes.

  4. can we also mention to never buy a leather handrail for your stairs? Those stairs look like they belong on the show jersey shore.

  5. As far as I’m concerned there is nothing funnier than Tom of Finland tops who call themselves straight acting. How many straight men that stern and domineering? Can’t we all just enjoy sex without being characatures?

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