Unlockables: Monster Pic Tips

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We don't actually have any good picture tips for this week's edition of Unlockables, but we do have a pretty hilarious video. It could potentially be useful if you're an alien, vampire or zombie. And if you happen to be any of these three things, please don't eat our brains, suck our blood or probe us anally. On second thought, scratch that last one. We wouldn't mind a little anal probing, but that's a subject for another post.

This clip from Samsung shows you how to "own your angles" and trick people into thinking you're someone who you're not. Though we don't encourage such deception, it's not like we haven't seen some of these techniques in effect. You'll get an idea of what we're talking about as soon as you see the video…

– Dewitt

To watch the video clip, follow the JUMP:

7 thoughts on “Unlockables: Monster Pic Tips

  1. OH MY GOD! thats so TRUE! sometimes ive wondered how the hell these guys that show at my door, EVER got their profile pic! NOW I KNOW!

  2. haha. Don’t give people ideas. Remember you can’t angle yourself when you show up to meet someone though!

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