The seven songs that made it through for this week's edition of the Song of Summer charts are performed by female artists. Though we briefly considered attempting to inject the charts with a little testosterone, we took a deep breath and decided to own it. Y'all may love sucking dick, but your musical tastes lean towards the cooch.
For those of you just joining us, the rules are pretty damn simple. We feature ten songs every week, you vote for your favorites and then the top seven move on to the following week. The remaining three are kicked out into the jungle to fend for themselves. Poor songs!
So what happens with those three empty spots? With the help of your suggestions, we put in a few worthy replacements. If you don't see your favorite song on the list, post a comment and we'll check it out.
– Dewitt
To see this week's charts and vote, follow the JUMP:
- David Guetta f/ Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over (LW – 1): After tying with Britney last week and receiving preferential treatment from us, Kelly and David have managed to take top spot entirely on their own. Work it out, Ms. Kelly.
- Britney Spears – Radar (LW – 2): We just can't get rid of this song, eh? Brit's fun and all, but I ask even her deepest fans–is this really the song of the summer? Think about it before you vote.
- Lady Gaga – LoveGame (LW – 3): How does this girl get away with murdering beloved icon Kermit the Frog and still maintaining your love? Keep tugging on her disco stick if you want to see this song back at the top.
- Lady Gaga – Paparazzi (LW – 4): Jeez, these four songs have remained completely stagnant. Yawn! I'd be able to tolerate all this Lady Gaga nonsense if the charts were shaken up a little.
- Shakira – She Wolf (LW – 7): That's more like it. Shakira moves up two spots with this totally weird disco anthem. Take off your clothes and let your he-wolf howl.
- Paradiso Girls – Patron Tequila (LW – 9): Apparently you all answered "I do! I do!" when we asked last week who wanted to get drunk. Just to be clear, we asked who wants to get fucked up. Apologies to Chelsea and crew if I just lost all your power bottom votes.
- Beyonce – Sweet Dreams (DEBUT): This may be the UK single, but it's been heating up all the clubs recently. Will this song turn Florence Ballard Jr.'s sweet dream into a nightmare?
- Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me (DEBUT): I love my country boys, but I never expected to see a country song in these parts. Just for the record, we're rooting for Taylor to get on VH1's Divas special too! I have a sneaking suspicion that she might be one of the other four picks.
- Agnes Carlsson – Release Me (DEBUT): This one was a bit clubby for our tastes, but if Kelly can make it work… maybe Agnes can too? A little Swedish goodness never hurt anyone!
- Mariah Carey – Obsessed (LW – 5): That's right. We went there. This song is falling off the radar quickly, and there's absolutely no hope if Mimi's lambs don't step in to save it. We are no longer obsessed.
I totally agree… I have a feeling we shall see Taylor on Divas… hell, Miley Cyrus is on it… then again she is JUST being Miley. But thanks for putting her on the list. I couldnt take it anymore with Britney and Gaga being on there week to week.
going w/ kelly rowland this wk. fun song, good beat, great voice.
and im waiting for season 2 of [the fashion show]
Why is Radar still on here?
Great to see Agnes on the chart this week. Let’s see if any of these 2 suggestions works for next week’s list.
1. Bananarama: Love Comes
2. Serge Devant Feat. Hadley: Addicted.
paper gangsta-lady gaga
Why do you people like Taylor swift? She hates gay people! Plus she has no talent cause all her music sucks.
@wizard: She actually did a PSA for GLSEN you dumbfuck.
If I could vote for more than one this week they would be:
Obsessed – Mariah Carey
She Wolf – Shakira
When Love Takes Over – Kelly Rowland
I’m ready to have LoveGame and Radar be gone. They have just been around for so long and I am ready for the fresh new sounds of the songs I would have voted for to blow up bigger.
Other songs to think about adding:
Fire Burning – Sean Kingston
Hotel Room Service – Pitbull
Best Days of Your Life – Kellie Pickler
yey! still voting for Radar no matter what 🙂
we’d TOTALLY vote for Brit even if she decided to release some rusty old song from her Baby One More Time album – “E-mail my heart” anyone? hehehe…
On a sidenote, why not add some european flavour to the chart?
“Evacuate the Dancefloor” by Cascada would be nice. (very gay, but why not? it’s what we like)
Evacuate the Dancefloor by Cascada is a MUST for this list! It’s SUPER gay…and hot.
And don’t hate on T-Swift!!!
Changed my vote this week. That Agnes Carlsson song is pretty damn good. Although, I must say… it really is about time Jordin Sparks’ “Battlefield” was on this list. I can’t get that song out of my head.
Totally agree Dick, We need “Battlefield”
My god…I remember when being gay meant being on the cutting edge of dance music! Where is stuff like “New in Town” by Little Boots (the original rocks, but the Bimbo Jones Remix will blow you away!) or my favorite song of the summer, from the first time I heard it: “Heartbreak, Make Me a Dancer” by the Freemasons with Sophie Ellis-Bextor…now THERE is a hot song!
What about Left My heart in Tokyo from Mini Viva. I am hooked on that song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvjML3-66SA