Unlockables: This Is Not A Face Pic

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There's nothing more frustrating than a guy saying he has a face pic and then sending you a photo where his entire face is practically covered by a camera flash. If you want to go for the whole self-picture Guys With iPhones vibe, that's perfectly fine with us. We'd prefer that you use the ten-second timer, but we can deal with your bad photography if you're hot enough. Just please don't tell us you have a face pic when you actually just have a photo of a body with a bright light for a head. We're not looking to make out with any luminous energy.

– Dewitt

6 thoughts on “Unlockables: This Is Not A Face Pic

  1. I can totally relate to where your coming from w/ this one.
    If your not intelligent enough to know when, and when not to use a flash, the you shouldn’t be owning a camera, or be on Manhunt for that matter.
    Speaking of….Why the hell can’t I access my mail.
    I can’t be the only one right?

  2. l.o.l.@the concept of “making out with Luminous Energy”
    the worse thing than getting propositioned by such Ethereal Beings is the near-Mortal Offense that they take when you inform them that you prefer to deal with fellow humans whose face you can actually descry.

  3. yea that is totally obnoxiuos and hate that. Also this phenominom about just have cock pics is exxtremely annoying.
    Just have real pics people. Is it that bad?
    Anyway..I agree..Annoying!

  4. Love the info above – Hey Joseph Lipinski (Ikn4cocsucr)…….. your BUSTED BIG TIME, ya thieving little bastard. I hope your cock rots, and drops off.

  5. yeah, im not a fan of the “blurry, semi-face pic” or the “sorry dude no pics, but trust me i’m hot”…
    i’ve seen a person’s main profile pic, and then once i clik thru their other fotos, they looked like a totally different person…
    for safety’s sake, it’s just stupid to meet a guy w/o seeing his pics first.
    as guys we’re very visually, so you gotta post some pics to wet our appetite!

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