There’s A Hot Guy In My Bathtub: Matt Muenster

It’s a total cliché, but interior design and sexy-type dudes are two of our favorite things. A new player in the salty goodness in a toolbelt arena is the DIY Network’s Matt Muenster. He hosts two shows for them called BATHtastic! and Bath Crashers. In Crashers, Matt locates you in a hardware store shopping for materials and offers to come home with you (ok!) and help renovate your bathroom (oh…). And just when you thought your cruising in Homo Depot had finally paid off.

A blonde and cute capable type, Muenster is saving us from avocado sinks and showing us how to install mosaic tile shower walls with a (t)wink and a smile.

– J. Harvey

To watch cutie Matt in bathroom action, follow the JUMP:

14 thoughts on “There’s A Hot Guy In My Bathtub: Matt Muenster

  1. I’ve had this fantasy many, many times, but it usually involve Roger Hazard from A&E’s Sell This House. I guess I am weird and ‘not mainstream’. 🙂

  2. Don’t forget sexy muscley David Whatever-his-name-is on HGTV who does that color splash thing. I could watch him decorate a garage…

  3. @B1: Oh my gosh, yes I remember Roger. There was a picture of him without a beard and it was so hot that my penis popped hard immediately when I saw it. The good thing is at least there’s a change Roger may read this. But not Matt (I read he’s straight and taken).

    Speaking of cute thing: who’s the cutie on the top banner of this website. He reminds me of “The situation” but way more adorable.

  4. Matt is definitely the highlight of weekend morning home improvement tv! The nicest thing about watching Matt is that he tends to sport a nice package.

    That is one toolbox I’d like to play in!

  5. Assman: That’s David Bromstad, and he could just parade around my house for a week without fixing anything and I’d be happy…

  6. Maybe we can have a special ‘Top Ten Home Improvement Show Hunks’ poll. 🙂 I nominate Roger Hazard (Sell The House), and Rick Spence (Curb Appeal).

  7. This would have made an awesome porno, lol! All three are totally hot. I kept waiting for the chick to get naked on the sink and the guys take turns railing her before doing each other… sorry, have to go clean off my keyboard now.

  8. @ed: Mike Holmes is very cute and he has some hot guys on his crew for each house.

    Chip Wade from Curb Appeal: The Block is also very hot. I just LOVE to watch him work with the construction crew for each project.

    I have this recurring fantasy where I lure those guys along with other select home improvement hosts to my house. Then we go in my garage for a game of naked crisco Twister. Afterward, we pile in my newly renovated shower to rinse off all at once. Then Chip Wade drops the soap and….

  9. Mondays on DIY Network are my favorites! You’ve got Matt Muenster from Bath Crashers, then there’s dark-haired hunk Josh Temple on House Crashers. They can “crash” my ass…err…house any time!

  10. Ah yeah David Bromstad by now everyone who ever read my comments should all ready know exactly where all the re-decorating would take place N his ASS !!

  11. Matt Muenster is so cute.  What gets me is that some people say no to him.  At the beginning of each episode, he asks people if they want a free bathroom remodel…and some people say no.  Idiots.  Just getting Matt into the house would be marvelous but to have him give you a free remodel…why would anyone say no to that?  

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