This butt is THE butt. Gotdamn. I haven’t talked a lot about American Muscle Hunks lately (whoa – deja vu) but they’re still going strong (puns!) over there, and they keep introducing more and more beautiful dudes into their stable. And last week they […]
Tag: solo
American Muscle Hunks Megapost | Part 1
This site. I have lost my ability to even. One of the hassles about this job is not having enough hours in the day to talk about every single thing that happens that I think is cool. And I really make an effort to […]
Trey the Third, From Active Duty
Because they mostly only use first names over there, and I guess there’s been a lotta “Trey”s. This guy is ADORABLE. Active Duty is consistently killing it and I’m a little in love with Trey. The enthusiasm he has when he says what his hobby […]
New Recruits: Zack at Active Duty
This one’s a doozy. I’ve never been one for the “straight guy’ solo bits. There’s something campy and hilarious about the “I’ve never done this before bro,” scene partner patter that allows me to feel ok with being into it. It’s obviously BS every […]
AJ at Spunkworthy Is Adorable
And 20. And married. But I don’t really care about any of that, because my misgivings were erased by his smiling and giggling while he explains that his wife would “be cool with all this.” Once he “explained it to her.” Normally I don’t […]
We Need to Talk About Maskurbate
This is weird, haunting, and weird. I keep trying to come up with something I can say about this scene from Maskurbate released the first part of this month, and ending up with nothing. Here’s what the site said about this release: Unmasked […]
Does It Fit: UK Hot Jocks’ Anthony Naylor
I don’t know where this kid came from, but I am VERY interested to find out where he’s headed. Because I want to follow him there like a creepy stalker! No. Seriously though. I like what UK Hot Jocks has going on. I like […]
Akira Jyn Can Paint Whatever TF He Wants
Although there’s no actual paint cans on this set, so he’s gonna have to use hot jizz. Oh, Next Door Ebony. Wtf are we gonna do with you. It’s literally Black History Month and you’re just straight up casting white dudes now. I don’t know […]
Jae Roze: Disproportionately Large + Perfectly Shaped
Dude is small, but he makes up for it with a top quality toolkit. We all know that porn performers are very often sort of short when it comes to physical stature because it makes their dongs look fucking huge and their muscles more […]
Show Me The D, Peter Le
Also there’s something about motorcycles. You guys have heard me complain about scene descriptions before and this one is… I dunno. But it’s like Peter Le is so fucking hot, he could have written up something like “I was watching the Little Mermaid and […]