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Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Cristiano Ronaldo
“Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn” is going to become a regular feature here on Manhunt Daily, cuz’ (according to our stats) you guys were really into that Jamie Dornan post from last week. And there was only a hint of peen! This week, let’s […]
“Soccer Hotties”
That’s a real lazy title, Helix. I’ve spent the last ten minutes or so trying to come up with some kind of metaphor about a high-flavor, low-nutrition food that I could compare Helix releases to. And I came up with candy and fast food […]
The Locker Room: Cooper Cronk
“The Locker Room” runs on Tuesdays. Scheduling is not a factor when you see Cooper Cronk for the first time. He’s a giant rugby star in Australia. They call him “Cronk”. And I NEED to see his CRANK. He’s so sexy hot. My gay face […]
David Beckham’s Soccer Hazing Involved Jerking Off To A Dude
David Beckham had to jack his dick to photos of an 80s rugby champ to satisfy the initiation for Manchester United. Hazing is a beautiful thing. This Thanksgiving we went around the table and said that for which we were thankful. My brother mentioned his […]
Soccer Sluts Are The Best.
Here are a few sports-related facts about me—watching football makes me horny, men with thick rugby builds give me boners, any tradition that causes players to grow their beards is okay in my book, and last but not least, every soccer player I’ve ever slept […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Peddlin’ His Drawers
As far as traditional beauty standards go, we can all agree that soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is a “10”, right? Personally, I find “traditional standards of beauty” to be limited, if not elitist. And don’t give me that you write for Manhunt Daily bullshit. We […]
The Locker Room: Yoann Miguel Gourcuf
Those eyes! Hazel and green and guaranteed to hypnotize you into ripping your clothes off and pouncing on Yoann Miguel Gourcuf‘s cock like something rabid! Gourcuf is French, and plays football (the foreign kind which is actually soccer) for the Olympique Lyonnais club. That sounds […]
David Beckham Is So Unattractive
Ugh, David Beckham is so fug. It’s like Mask 2013. Why does H&M keep foisting his ugly ass on us? And now that his soccer career is over and he’s focusing on modeling, his grossness is going to be oozing over every billboard in in […]
The Locker Room: Eden Hazard’s Big Fat Badonka Donk Is Absolutely Delicious-Looking
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]