Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter.
Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, bitches faint and jealous dudes run for butt implants. You can’t handle all that ass. Soccer players already have fantastic asses because they’re running and kicking all the time. Take a guy with an already genetically luscious ass and then have him play soccer. When these straight dudes were lip-synching about booty, they meant Eden Hazard.
Do you think Eden’s teammate Fernando Torres (who is always sticking HIS ass out) has butt fights with Eden? On a shared dildo? This post has taken such a turn for the worse.
Check out more pics of Eden Hazard’s ass below.
– J. Harvey
Here’s some hot pics of Eden from an ad he did with some of his fellow soccer stars. Who got to paint him? I want to kill them, and go back in time to take their place. Who you callin’ creepy?
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Booty-ful!
Where do I apply to be his underwear?
A human space-hopper!
Mmm mmm mmm 🙂
Delicious!
This man is far too gorgeous. And that ass. Damn
I love that come-hither over-the-shoulder pic! Lol
If the men who live in Belgium all look like this then I’m moving there
love that ass i could eat it for days just have him come sit on my face lol
Sex on legs!
BABY GOT BACK !!!