Is there going to be a second season of Bromance? I don't actually want to watch the show, but I miss all the hot ass screen-caps of Brody Jenner naked or running around shirtless. Though I hate to admit it, this guy is fine as hell […]
Tag: Secret Sex
Secret Sex: Adam Sandler
Funny People is out this weekend, and I thought I'd celebrate by confessing my secret crush on Adam Sandler. Even though I can't stand the majority of his movies, I wouldn't mind having 50 First Dates with his crotch. And no, I wouldn't do him […]
Secret Sex: The 650-Pound Virgin
If I told you that the man above used to be a suicidal 650-pound man, would you believe me? Well, you kind of have to believe me. David Smith is the star of TLC's 650-lb Virgin special. Now that he's lost 410 pounds and had most […]
Editor’s Note: Secret Sex Status Revoked
So remember how I featured Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe as someone I'd have gay face!' [Laughs] I really don't know what a gay face is. But I think it's wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just […]
Secret Sex: Jeremy Piven
I've heard some things here and there about Entourage star Jeremy Piven being a total douche nozzle. That doesn't mean he still doesn't make me want to take my clothes off. When that whole mercury poisoning incident went down, I seriously thought about starting a "Leave […]
Secret Sex: Flo Rida
While I really can't stand any of Flo Rida's songs, I'd be there in a second if I were given a chance to spin his head right round (by going down, of course). Even though I melt every time the Miami-based rapper takes his shirt […]
Secret Sex: Daniel Radcliffe
It’s weird to have a crush on a tiny man who plays a teenage wizard, but I totally have the hots for Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe. I’m willing to look past the fact that Equus viewers have stated he’s a little “tiny” or that […]
Secret Sex: Jack Black And Michael Cera
So who are we ashamed about wanting to sleep with this week? In honor of Year One, today we have a double dose of Jack Black and Michael Cera. The prospect of seeing these two running around in loin cloths unfortunately isn’t enough for us […]
Secret Sex: Jason Trawick
In a world where Jason Trawick isn't the agent and boyfriend of Britney Spears, I would have no problem saying that I want to bang the hell out of him. If I ever got a chance though, my lips would be entirely sealed (except for the part […]
Secret Sex: Dave Matthews
Dave Matthews Band just released their new, ridiculously titled album Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King earlier this week. What better way to celebrate then discussing my shame over wanting to fuck the hell out of the lead singer? While last week's