Even if the network rarely plays music videos and these awards mean pretty much nothing… the nominees for the MTV Video Music Awards have been announced! Britney Spears, Beyonce and Lady Gaga are leading the pack, leading us to wonder if the same guys who vote […]
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Paula Abdul Straight Up Quits American Idol
Guess who will continue to judge everyone's favorite glorified karaoke contest, most likely penning another universally hated finale song? Kara DioGuardi. This is old news, but it wasn't until yesterday that we received official news about Paula Abdul quitting American Idol. Rumors are running around about spastic […]
Aural Only: Florence And The Machine
As obnoxious as this statement may sound, Florence Welch can best be described as Kate Bush reinvented for the Twitter generation. Unlike "Song of Summer", but you may find yourself performing strange, religious choreography in empty corridors. – Dewitt
Aural Only: Eva Simons
Back in May, a demo labeled as a Rihanna and Lady Gaga song spread like wildfire on the net. An individual named Kanye West may have been the one to blame for the confusion, but he later corrected himself by stating on his blog that […]
This Week’s Song of Summer Charts Attempt To Grow Some Balls
We received some pretty great suggestions for this week's Song of Summer charts, including Cascada, Jordin Sparks, Little Boots, Kellie Pickler and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Unfortunately, we couldn't use any of them. After "broke bitch" Lady Gaga. Are you completely confused right now? Perhaps I should […]
Katy Perry And Rihanna Sure Do Love Lollipops
It makes me inexplicably happy to see that Rihanna and Katy Perry are friends. I don’t even like Ms. Perry very much, but a girl needs a pal she can suggestively lick lollipops with, you know? On the other hand, I’m desperately waiting for something […]
Aural Only: Madonna
Drop everything–the full version of Madonna‘s “Celebration” has finally leaked. Subjects of her Madgesty’s kingdom will take delight in her return to the Confessions On A Dancefloor style. The nostalgia-prone will turn their nose up at Ms. Ciccone’s decline in artistry. The rest of you will […]
Ba-Twit-Daba, Kid Rock Thinks Your Tweets Are Gay
According to Kid Rock, micro-blogging site Twitter is gay face. Speaking of Twitter and homosexuality, Stockholm Pride‘s “How Hetero?” Twitter application is pretty damn fantastic. Hugh Jackman got a forty-eight percent rating, so now we know that we have more than half of a chance! […]
Who Would You Rather?: Billboard 200 Edition
The past two weeks have been good for sexy male singers, with both Daughtry and Maxwell's albums topping the Billboard 200 charts. Because of their successes, we had to ask–who would you rather, American Idol alum Chris Daughtry or sultry neo-soul king Maxwell? And just […]
Mika Strips Down In “We Are Golden” Video
Mika is young and cute and British and for his latest video he is bringing on the sex appeal. Looking skinny but in shape, Mika has lots of fun in his room in the video for "We Are Golden". The great thing is those of […]