We received some pretty great suggestions for this week's Song of Summer charts, including Cascada, Jordin Sparks, Little Boots, Kellie Pickler and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Unfortunately, we couldn't use any of them. After last week's exclusively female list, we decided that this week's new entries would be exclusively male. Let's take a look at what happened with the last edition's battle of vagina warriors…
After making a strong debut at number six, the Paradiso Girls' product placement anthem came in butt-nasty last place. The runner-up for biggest loser was surprisingly Beyonce's "Sweet Dreams", which provided absolutely no threat to her fellow child of destiny. Swedish singer Agnes Carlsson almost crept in, but was ultimately defeated by "broke bitch" Lady Gaga.
Are you completely confused right now? Perhaps I should explain the rules of our quest for MANHUNT Daily's 2009 Song of Summer. Each week, we feature ten songs eligible for the prestigious title. Based on your votes, the top seven move on to compete for the ultimate prize–a bouquet of dildos! The losing three receive a consolation prize of Hello Kitty cock-rings.
But who fills those remaining three slots?! Mmm, slots… oops, got distracted for a moment. We'll take suggestions from the comments and utilize them in next week's charts, so leave a note if you think we're missing your favorite song.
– Dewitt
To see this week's charts and vote, follow the JUMP:
- David Guetta f/ Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over (LW – 1): With this victory, Kelly and David become the first performers to top the charts three weeks in a row. Queen B couldn't even put a dent in this girl's dominance!
- Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me (LW – 8): Who ever said that men who suck cock don't like country music? Right about now, Joe Jonas probably wishes he didn't break up with this chick. Actually, it's more likely that he's yearning for some ol' fashion ass-plunging.
- Shakira – She Wolf (LW – 5): After nearly coming out of the closet as heterosexual upon seeing this song's video, I'm obviously very happy to see this song climbing the charts. Now let's keep it here or I'll abuse you like a coffee machine in an office.
- Lady Gaga – Paparazzi (LW – 4): Gaga's two singles do a total flip-flop this week, leaving me wondering when they'll both just go away forever. My personal feelings about her aside, I'm really just tired of these songs. Am I the only one? At least her more tolerable song is in the lead.
- Britney Spears – Radar (LW – 2): Commenter Ares asked last week, "Why is Radar still on here?" We continue to echo that sentiment. But as Nex pointed out, "we'd TOTALLY vote for Brit even if she decided to release some rusty old song from her Baby One More Time album – 'E-mail my heart' anyone?" Clearly, we can't win this battle.
- Mariah Carey – Obsessed (LW – 10): This song has been underperforming by Mimi standards, though Eminem's response may give it a boost. Do you think it was desperately staged like that Bruno stunt?
- Lady Gaga – LoveGame (LW – 3): If only this song would drop one more spot! Don't y'all know that disco sticks are so last week? Now people are riding penises.
- Sean Kingston – Fire Burning (DEBUT): Who was it that said you have to fight fire with fire? We figured the best way to get Gaga off these charts is to throw in some guy who used the same producer.
- Green Day – 21 Guns (DEBUT): The last time we tried to put Green Day on these charts, they were violently pounded by the competition. This time they're coming in with a stronger, less repetitive song. Will they survive?
- Pitbull – Hotel Room Service (DEBUT): Though his other song might be more popular, we thought all the power bottoms out there would enjoy the line about putting two in the "oh" and one in the "ah".
I think the Diva deserves her due…i may be a little early with this one but Whitney Houston’s “I Look To You” should be in the mix.
Good for Shakira. It’s a good song, but I don’t love it enough to vote for it. Gaga, Britney and Mariah, why won’t they fall of this list already? And Green Day, good to have them on here.
Silly Boy – Eva Simons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okff4h9GM50
gay men love country too. at least i do. but excuse me, Taylor Swift is as country as Britney is hard rock. i mean seriously, Taylor Swift is nothing more than pop with a country flavor. not that i dont like her, i really do, but she is just a teen pop icon. want a country song here? put something like Jamey Johnson ‘In color’ even though it’s not that fresh.
good to see some rock stuff here too, but u shouldn’t have sacrificed Cascada for this 🙁
as for new entries for next week, i am sure it is pretty inevitable that Madonna will sooner or later (certainly sooner) will top this chart. so i’d like to be the first one to recommend her for next week. after all, the song is pretty good. so Madonna ‘Celebration’ go go go.
still voting for Britney though. by the way, thanks for including my comment into your column. i’m honored 🙂
i like the taylor swift song, and pitbull is soo fukin hott, but i had to go w/ kelly rowland this week.
ashley tisdale-hot mess
kristinia debarge-future love
lady gaga-boysboysboys
Madonna’s “Celebration” is clearly the summer anthem of 2009. It is totally a floor filler for both straight and gay clubs, will likely be her fastest charting single in this decade, and the perfect song to end her career with Warner Records. If this is a sample of what her first album with Live Nation will be like, she is going to rock the next decade.
A very difficult choice this week!
Hot five way action with all of these coming in a tie for my vote:
Obsessed
Fire Burnin
Hotel Room Service
She Wolf
When Love Takes Over
Of course I had to choose and my screen name easily gives that away…
I would love it if you changed the rules and allowed us to vote for our top THREE to stay on the list. That would allow for all of our favories to get represented. 🙂
Madonna?? Really?? I may be committing a blasphemy but this new song is rather “blah”. To me it sounds like any other dance song, and it is more a Paul Oakenfeld Song that a Madonna Song. Maybe if a listen to it a couple hundred times it will grow on my, as so many other over-pushed songs do. Pure marketing I say.
I’ll still propose Mini Viva’s I left My Heart In Tokyo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvjML3-66SA
Or Cascada’s Evacuate the Dancefloor.
I’ll go ahead and predict that all three male additions of this week will flop this or next week. Gays are all about the divas, and male artists will only have a chance if they are steaming hot and shirtless on the video for the song…
i totally agree with you andrew. gay men are so predictable.
At the risk of sounding like one of those crazy Britney fans…i’m voting for LoveGame just to KEEP it from falling out…even though I’m LOVING You Belong With Me!
Madonna–Celebration
Seriously, “Battlefield.” I’ll keep nominating it until it’s on.