Anyone who’s anyone watched the MTV Video Music Awards, but if you somehow missed it for some inane reason, I’m here to tell you the important information you need to know. First off, Mother Monster destroyed her competition and silenced the haters with an epic, career-defining […]
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Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Kanye Vs. Taylor
It’s douchebags versus wedding crashers in today’s edition of the Weekly Top Ten Wild Card. Yes, there are only two competitors in this round–Kanye West and Taylor Swift. While we’d love to forget the great “I’mma let you finish” incident of 2009, the world keeps […]
Separated at Birth: VMAs Edition
I nearly fell off my desk chair when my co-worker noticed this. One of Lady Gaga's various outfits from the MTV VMAs made her look exactly like the Heat Miser from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Please tell me we're not the only ones […]
In Which Kanye West Makes A Total Ass Of Himself
Did anyone watch the MTV VMAs last night? I was too busy getting my dick sucked, so I missed out on all the crazy celebrity antics. On that note, I was expecting to hear a lot about Janet Jackson's an apology to Swift, her mother […]
Leonard Bernstein Just Rolled Over In His Grave
Even talented artists like Taylor Swift and Ne-Yo couldn't save this promo for the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards, which also stars Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester, Russell Brand and Katy Perry. The ensemble attempts to pay tribute to Broadway musical West Side Story by performing their alternate […]
Jim Carrey Is Gay For Robert Pattinson
The Eminem–Bruno fight over him with Ryan Reynolds. The hottie actor previously referenced the Twilight star, stating, "Look, I'm not gay–but I'm thinking about it." Geez, who wouldn't go gay for this guy? – Dewitt
Oops! Eminem Gives Bruno A Rimjob
This may be the most exciting thing to happen at the MTV VMAs since Lil Kim's titty-fest. Dressed in nothing more than a pair of angel wings and a jockstrap, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (as Bruno) fell into Eminem's lap. But he didn't give it […]