Thanks to True Blood and his various film roles, we’ve seen Ryan Kwanten‘s ass approximately 87,982,000 times over the past decade. That, of course, doesn’t stop him from dropping his drawers and showing it another 82,888,220,126 times. The Australian actor has gone bare yet again […]
One of the biggest yearly pop culture gatherings is the San Diego Comic-Con, which took place last weekend. Celebrities from every kind of media gather to sell their upcoming wares to the adoring public. And there are super-heroes galore! Comic fans aren’t the overweight, mom’s […]
We’re sure some of you Gleeks out there are sobbing into your Starbucks this morning with the news that Glee has expelled Chord Overstreet from McKinley High. It’s certainly not because he was an integral part of the story. It’s more likely because he’s fuckworthy, […]
Director Michael Bay’s latest jerking off over robots drops today. To give some credit, every review I’ve read of Transformers: This One’s Good, We Swear says that the last hour is an incredible achievement in 3-D technology and action sequences. So yeah, being a nerd, […]
Two amazing asses rest before your eyes. By the end of this post, which one of them will be full of dick? On the left, we have Sage Daniels, a tattooed bad boy with a pair of lightly hairy, spankable butt cheeks. Directly next to […]
Thanks to Twilight and damn Taylor Lautner, we can’t look at a hot dude posing shirtless outdoors without immediately thinking “werewolf”. That might explain the bad boy vibe I’m getting from Ender Cassidy. While Lautner isn’t the least bit bad-ass, this guy looks like he’s got a […]
Do you remember your really bad-ass ex-boyfriend? He was an older, hairy man who rode a motorcycle, and your parents always insisted you were way too good for him. Oh, and he had the most luscious, thick beard in the entire world! Plus, a nice […]
It's been a long time since we've written about Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford. This probably has something to do with the fact that he hasn't done anything notable in the past couple of months. Then again, it's arguable that he's never done anything notable. […]
Though I'll never remember how to spell Zach Galifianakis' last name, I can now officially state that I've admitted to wanting to suck his dick. Yes, I am talking about the guy from The Hangover. No, not Ed Helms or Bradley Cooper… the one with […]
A while back, I made a promise to one of my favorite Twitter followers to do a feature on a certain porn star from Next Door Buddies. Considering that I'm a man of my word, I've finally decided to cave in and write a post […]
