ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to […]
Tag: Jersey Shore
Caption This: The Excitement of It All
In the middle of a messy dorm room, a frat twink gets blown by his bitch bottom friend. The pleasure is so intense that he starts pumping his fist like a cast member of Jersey Shore! Unless we’re missing something, that’s basically the premise of […]
Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Magro Loves Gay Porn
Oh, look! That beefy douchebag from Jersey Shore is making an appearance at some club in Chicago. While we normally wouldn’t care about something like this, it should be noted that it’s also porn star Ricky Sinz‘s so-called “birthday bash”. Loose translation? It’s entirely possible […]
Must Watch: South Park Experiences Snooki
South Park recently took on the “Jersey phenomenon,” gleefully mocking trash TV’s recent onslaught of everything Jerseylicious. From table-flipping ape women screaming “prostitution whore” at each other to abs-sculpted pinheads decking each other on the dance floor, actual people from NJ must be going into […]
Secret Sex: Terry Richardson
Yes, I chose the most ridiculous picture ever to lead into this post, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d sleep with Terry Richardson. It’s not just because he’s a famous photographer with oodles of famous clients. Honestly, there’s no ulterior motives whatsoever. I […]
Album Review: Jersey Shore Soundtrack
If your soul doesn’t die by the end of the Jersey Shore soundtrack, the show’s own DJ Pauly D will make sure to bury it in the ground. The album’s closing track is his own composition “Beat That Beat (It’s Time To)”, which would be […]
Popular Demand: Balls, Tips & Top Ten Men
Despite stiff competition from Pierre Fitch and Mehcad Brooks, our weekly countdown of the hottest men on the planet took a spot as this week’s Most Popular post. Perhaps it had something to do with our new number one hunk, Tommy Tucker? In regards to […]
The Guys of Jersey Shore Get Their Queer On
You may have heard that the boys of Jersey Shore were “tricked” into posing for the cover of The Village Voice‘s annual queer issue. As if that weren’t enough, the magazine also includes an article by Tony Phillips entitled “The Guido Ideal”, in which the […]
And Then They Made Out
It’s not exactly clear why either John Mayer or The Situation were invited to CMT‘s Country Music Awards, but here’s a picture of them flashing their abs together. You’re probably wondering why we’re posting this picture. The answer? We’re not entirely sure. It just kind […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
It’s hard to make decisions when you’re hard. No, that isn’t a lyric from my debut country album. I’m too horned up from last night’s post on Taylor (among other things), and the ridiculous boner in my pants is making it difficult to decide which of […]