Secret Sex: Terry Richardson

Yes, I chose the most ridiculous picture ever to lead into this post, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d sleep with Terry Richardson. It’s not just because he’s a famous photographer with oodles of famous clients. Honestly, there’s no ulterior motives whatsoever. I wouldn’t even try to get him to take any shots of me! Unless he wanted to.

Although some folks have called him creepy or predatory, I would gladly allow myself to act as his prey. Beyond the fact that he’s super-talented, he also seems utterly hilarious. And humor is one of the best ways to get in my pants. Um, am I alone on this? Maybe there’s something creepier about him that I don’t know about, but as it stands… I’d totally hit that.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Terry Richardson

To check out Terry with some celebrity friends, follow the JUMP:

(via Terry’s Diary)

348 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Terry Richardson

  1. no age-ism here, but the first picture isn’t very flattering…and is that…camel toe?
    great celeb shots though…

  2. Honestly, Dewitt. In the interest of expedience, maybe you should just focus on the ones you -wouldn’t- hit.

    It seems like it would be a much (much) shorter list.

  3. one peculiarly attractive older man. i bet he’s hung. his body is rockin, id sit on his face, let him hit it and then again.

  4. He’s got a tight body for a mature gentleman… and you’re right – he looks funny!

    THink he’s a top or bottom? 😉

  5. No seriously, he is not your average creep, he is a pro-creep.
    He uses his fame as leverage to demean and molest young women and their agencies tell them to shut up about it because they earn money on their careers. It is not even remotely funny.
    There are confirmed stories of him forcing himself on girls and when they try to fight him away he just tells them that he can end them.

  6. He is a bona fide creep that left his beautiful, talented amazing wife because she got breast cancer and could no longer keep up the same “lifestyle” i.e. partying… so he left her in the middle of her personal tragedy.

    So I don’t care how cute or not cute he is or how big his dick is or how funny he is or how talented…

    He is scum in my book.

  7. Hahaha, so when I saw the first pic I was utterly disturbed….I wouldn’t hit that at all…yh, no….let’s just say not my “type”…. -_-‘
    …That said, he does look like a funny guy ^_^

  8. Hey WRESTLESEX! Looks like this dude is all yours, enjoy! BTW, you wouldn’t catch me trying to sneak a peek through a window either….LOL

  9. Terry – no way.

    Number 1 and 5 (after the jump) – don’t know who they are, but they’re hot.

    Potter needs some sun… he’s looking like Gollum.

    Paul Rudd is my fantasy husband… when I’m not a sexual sadist.

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