In the middle of a messy dorm room, a frat twink gets blown by his bitch bottom friend. The pleasure is so intense that he starts pumping his fist like a cast member of Jersey Shore! Unless we’re missing something, that’s basically the premise of today’s picture for Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Dick Dorm
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Based on the feedback, kjh711 was the obvious winner!
BY THE POWER OF GAY SKULL… I HAVE THE POWER!!!!
Good trade…You do me and I’ll do the laundry.
FUCKKKK! You give head better than my girl.
Good one hahaha
SCORE !
The power of christ compels you!
I think we’ve got a SITUATION going on right here!
He shoots…He SCORES!
Aaaaand fistpump…yaaaa…
Houston we have liftoff
I am sorry Mom
YES THE PACKERS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL.ooops wrong time for that!
…And IIIIIIIIIeeIIIIIII,Will Always LoVe YooooooooUUUUUU!!
-Why yes, my son is a gifted musician.
-Oh, really? What does he play?
-Ethan.
OH!!!! Sweet mystery of life!! Now that I’ve found you!
I BELIEVE I’M GONNA CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that’s the Situation
The secret behind Snookie’s bump.
So this is what dad meant when he said, “son, you’re going to enjoy college”!
Ow! Dude, be careful with the braces!
As God is my witness, I’ll never be horny again!!!
YES Finally got some, awesome!
To quote a great politician, “”This is not sex!)
Cocks! Cocks! Cocks cocks cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks cocks cocks!… (this makes more sense if you’ve heard Shots by LMFAO
And BOOM goes the dynamite!!
He’s gonna make a sandwich AND do the laundry after this? SCORE!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…….I WILL CUM AGAIN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH swear I’m not gay.
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG
I think I can, I think I can! Whoo. Whoo.
SUCCESS!
YES! Finally A guy that can take all 9 inches down his throat!
Watch the teeth or I’ll knock them out!
ahh…u can fist me
Okay…..this one made my night!!! I never thought that I’d see a Gone With the Wind reference on this site!!! Wrestlesex…..You are my hero of the day! lol
Okay…..this one made my night!!! I never thought that I’d see a Gone With the Wind reference on this site!!! Wrestlesex…..You are my hero of the day! lol
Damn I love this schools oral exams.
YAHTZEEEEE!!!!
He can’t tell yet, but this smile is actually because I am taking a shit.
NOT THE TEETH!!! And to think you were doing better than my girl.
Oh yeahhhh blow my cock yeahhhh
To quote Johnny Drama “VICTORY!!!!”
The joys of getting aHead!
I’m just happy that at least one person got the reference! Thanx! 🙂
Boom chicka wow wowa…
Pete saw it was time to practice his 80’s power ballad pose.
Yabba Dabba Doooooo!
When I said I needed a Hoover, I just meant to clean the room…..
YEEAAH! You suck my cock sooo much better than Snooki!
Oh yeah, Better than a Snookie job!!!
oh kelly clarkson
YES! No more limp dick. Fucking eh!
Mom, I’m not a virgin anymore.
POW right in the kisser!
Spit or swallow??? You better decide FAST!!