How do you feel about public displays of affection? Before we continue, I should make it clear that I'm not talking about public sex. PDA is considerably lighter, from holding hands to grabbing your partner's butt. It usually occurs with your pants on (provided you […]
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Would You Hit That?: Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson has the ability to make thousands of tween girls scream uncontrollably, but does this Twilight star make you want to scream uncontrollably? Both Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey have made jokes about sex with him. He's made jokes about having sex with another […]
Shower Sex: Hot or Not?
Several years ago, I was dating a guy who refused to have sex in the shower. I know, right? He claimed that his shower-time was reserved for the specific purpose of getting clean, and he didn't want anyone interfering with that. I'm pretty sure he […]
Facials: Hot or Not?
Don't be deceived by the photo above. This post has very little to do with skin-care. It just so happens that our topic was too risque for the front page. I mean, how would you feel if you typed in our address and were immediately […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tighty Whities
Considering that I'm in love with both of these men, it's painful for me to put them against one another in an iPhone War. They may be on opposite sides of the body-type spectrum–toned twink and beefy cub–but I'd let either of them shove my […]
Furry Porn: Hot or Not?
Once upon a time, I interviewed a porn star who was turned on by dressing up in a full wolf costume and having sex with other mascot-like individuals. Before you start foraging through our interview archives, I should probably mention that the interview wasn't composed for […]
Would You Hit That?: Elijah Wood
Because of promotion for the animated film 9, I've been seeing Elijah Wood's face floating around a lot in the past week. He's an adorable man, though I have to express some uncertainty on his sexiness. His piercing blue eyes look like they could see […]
Morning Sex: Hot or Not?
It goes without saying that morning sex comes with pros and cons. When you wake up with a raging hard-on, it's quite convenient to have a source of immediate relief lying next to you. There are few things hotter than emerging from a deep slumber […]
Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?
Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Bears
It's hard to believe that this is only the fourth edition of iPhone Wars, a feature inspired by the site Guys With iPhones. In previous battles, we witnessed crooked smiles fighting for your lust and affection. Our