Would You Hit That?: Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson has the ability to make thousands of tween girls scream uncontrollably, but does this Twilight star make you want to scream uncontrollably? Both Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey have made jokes about having sex with him. He's made jokes about having sex with Joe Jonas. He's done a scene where he's having sex with another man. Hell, he's starring in a film called Bel Ami, which will probably involve having sex (but not gay twink porn sex, unfortunately).

But does this all translate into you wanting to have sex with him? On previous posts we've written about this guy, many of you have expressed that you don't understand why people find him attractive. So we figured we'd put this to a final vote. Would you hit that?

– Dewitt

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18 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Robert Pattinson

  1. I don’t see the appeal. I am so over the brooding guys I was into in high school.
    Besides, werewolves > vampires any day of the week.

  2. because he’s Edward Cullen… the new, cooler, more amazing Prince Charming with an edge. It’s not about Rob at all, it’s about the character he embodies and the love they feel that character possesses.

  3. this dude ain’t that hot. is he sexy? yes. but going on and on about how hot he is is ridiculous. He’s hot, but not that hot.

  4. That sooooooooo aint my type Id rather have Kellan Lutz or if He was legal id rather ride Taylor Lautner fat cock*oh you know hes hung*

  5. Nope, not me. That hair’s worthy of those Axe commercials. I agree with Sam, Kellan Lutz is HOT!
    i also don’t see why people go wild over him, I don’t personally find him attractive.

  6. He’s handsome, but doesn’t quite do it for me.
    Also, apparently he’s very lacking in personal hygiene. If a boy smells bad it doesn’t matter how cute he is -the stench kills the urge.

  7. God no. Robert Pattinson is a terrible actor. I hated the Twilight series, and I hated Bella in the Twilight series. She had a choice between the creepy pale stalker kid, who sneaks into her room at night to watch her sleep and tells her how much he wants to kill her (cause death threats are just sooo romantic), over the hot buff werewolf guy, I mean seriously?

    Plus, every time I see a picture of him, he looks like an alcoholic hobo, hair all messed up, crappy clothes. It’s just terrible.

    If you were to ask about that hot werewolf from New Moon, I’d give you a definite HELL YEAH!

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