You just brought a guy home, and you're making out in your bedroom. He starts kissing your neck, and gradually makes his way up to your ear. He begins by with some light nibbling, blowing on it and then proceeds to flick his tongue around […]
Tag: Hot or Not?
Who Would You Rather?: V Edition
Has anyone else been watching the new series V on ABC? I tuned into it last week, and all I could think of was Morris Chestnut's goatee rubbing all up on my taint. Needless to say, you can probably guess who I'll be voting for […]
Would You Hit That?: John Krasinski
Several of my straight female friends would kill to marry Jim Halpert. They're not very good at keeping it a secret, because they practically cream themselves every time they're watching The Office. Recently, I've been wondering if John Krasinski's character has the same effect on […]
Jockstraps: Hot or Not?
For an ass-lover like me, asking whether jockstraps are "hot or not" feels like asking whether water is actually wet. Now, I'm well aware that I'm definitely not the authority on all things hotness, but I can't think of a single reason why someone wouldn't […]
Would You Hit That?: Chris Brown
By now, you're probably aware of feelings on Chris Brown. And if you're not, let's just say I'm already worried that this post's title is in poor taste. I'm not usually one to hold a grudge, but this guy really gets under my skin. From […]
Food Sex: Hot or Not?
Never say that dorks don't have fun. During a leadership conference back in the day, I took part in an icebreaker where everyone shared their sexual fantasies. Among the sexually repressed straight dudes, the answers were pretty typical–"OMG, lesbians!" One guy decided to switch it […]
Would You Hit That?: John Mayer
Most folks I know either love or hate John Mayer's music, but we're not here to talk about running through the halls of your high school or waiting for the world to change. Let's just cut straight to the point–do you think Mayer's body is […]
iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Couples
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Uncut Cock: Hot or Not?
For the amount of cock I've had in my mouth, it's pretty absurd that I've only experienced foreskin twice. Though I haven't actively looked for it, I've rarely turned it down when it was offered. On an aesthetic level, I don't see it as more […]
Would You Hit That?: Adam Lambert & Drake LaBry
American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has been dating cutie Drake LaBry for a while now, but who ever said they're completely monogamous? Even if someone has said that, I know it won't stop some of you from fantasizing about being sandwiched between them for a night. Then […]