Would You Hit That?: Elijah Wood

Elijah Wood, smiling, red carpet, piercing eyes, scruffy, actor, Lord of the Rings, would you hit that

Because of promotion for the animated film 9, I've been seeing Elijah Wood's face floating around a lot in the past week. He's an adorable man, though I have to express some uncertainty on his sexiness. His piercing blue eyes look like they could see right through my soul. Literally. And it's kind of creepy.

It doesn't help that the sight of him invokes images of terrifying children's show sequences and his role in Sin City. Needless to say, it's a bit of a boner kill. And tap-dancing penguins don't necessarily help with the matter (even if they're single-handedly resolving global warming). 

On the flip side, I realize other people may have more pleasant associations with the actor. Need I mention the Lord of the Rings trilogy? Don't try to act all coy. We know about your secret hobbit fantasies.

– Dewitt

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9 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Elijah Wood

  1. His eyes are amazing, yes, but overall, he’s not that amazing, but no, I wouldn’t kick him out of the shire, lol!

  2. No, thanks. He’s one of those actors blessed/cursed with an eternal baby face. Good for a career as a child actor, bad for sex appeal. Even without the jailbait look, he’s a little young for me.
    Now, Sean Astin… Grrr. Cute, but totally fuckable.

  3. Well, he’ve been a fantasie since i was a kid and saw “The good son”… and then as hobbit and a little perv in the “eternal sunshine”, he’s totally my type!! Just love him!

  4. I think he is adorable…totally would F*ck him all night. I would take now back in LotR days…hell, i bet I will think he is still hot in 10 yrs.

  5. that’s really not a flattering picture, dewitt…
    …so, right now, i don’t think i like his eyes too much.
    (and, no: i haven’t seen much of mr. wood at all, so i have no other frame of reference to go on.)

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