In an attempt to top the Battle of The Horny Couples, we're taking things to the next level. Welcome to the first four-way iPhone War, featuring an overall total of eight sexy show-offs. Which couple will win your hearts? More importantly, which couple will give you a total boner? These are the important questions, folks.
Some of these guys are keeping it in the pants. Some of them are showing their dicks. Others are doing more than simply showing their dicks. I sure as hell know who I'll be voting for, but I'd bet your tight ass that you wouldn't be able to guess. But enough about me! Who gets your vote?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To see full pictures and vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANTS A & B:
CONTESTANTS C & D:
CONTESTANTS E & F:
CONTESTANTS G & H:
There should have been a none of the above option, all of them, are kinda scary, looking, pretty ugly.
Ha! Dewitt, you’ll be voting for contestants C & D, since they showed the most dick. 😛
AGAIN, where is the “none,” or “hell NO,” voting? Make it a fair vote. lol
E is definitely cute and fuckable, but A was too hot to pass up. None of the others really did anything for me.
i like A & E; i don’t have enough information on persons G & F to give an informed opinion.
(where’s the “undo” button when you need it?
i was wanting to refer to persons G & H — whose picture has moxie, if nothing else.)
Are E and F related? Kinda look like brothers.
Another vote for A and E to dump their current FBs and hook up together…
i voted for a & b because i am a HUGE fan of wilfreid’s porn. 🙂
A & B… Hands down… they are the sexiest couple. C&D have big beautiful dicks, but are skinny… i’d take a great bod over a great dick any day!