There are definitely some gems on English electro-pop singer Little Boots‘ sophomore release Nocturnes. Early buzz track “Every Night I Say A Prayer” still might be my favorite of them all, but I can definitely get behind the album’s two singles, “Motorway” and “Broken Record“, […]
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Annie Is Here To Save The World.
Here’s what you need to know about Annie! She is not a singing ginger orphan. She is, in fact, a singing blonde Norwegian. She once had a cat named Joey, who was named after Joey Ramone and Joey McIntyre from New Kids On The Block, […]
This Old-Ass CUNT Cher Stole My Favorite Wig & She Is Looking Ratchet As FUCK!
Let me tell all y’all hot little DICK sluts a story! Over the weekend, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles was minding her own damn business, looking fine as FUCK on her way to the grocery store to pick up a box of rubbers, Cheez-Its and some KY […]
Garçon Garçon Just Released One of The Sexiest Music Videos of The Year.
As if it weren’t enough for the boys of Garçon Garçon to be criminally attractive on their own, the Australian electro-pop duo have just released what very well might be the sexiest music video of the year. The funny thing is, “Instant Attraction” doesn’t beat […]
Ricky Martin’s DICK Needs To Get Right With Its Life & Get All Up In ME!
“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
CHVRCHES Bust Out The Big Guns On “Gun”
It’s no secret that I’ve got a huge music boner for CHVRCHES. From “Recover” to “Now Is Not The Time“, they’ve consistently hit my ears’ sweet spots, and the Scottish electro-pop trio continue their impressive track record with the latest single “Gun”. Yes, indie nerds, […]
Shake Your “Bubble Butt” In Manhunt Daily’s First Annual Twerking Contest!
Yesterday, I was eavesdropping on a conversation between J. Harvey and another Manhunt colleague. Since my memory is shit, I don’t remember every little detail, but their dialogue somehow led to the suggestion that there should be a twerking contest at Bear Week in Provincetown. […]
Douche Your Hole, Douche Your Pussy, ‘Cause You’re About To Get DOUBLE-PENETRATED By Megan & Liz!
Somewhere out there, Carly Rae Flopsen is brushing her teeth with some record executive’s DICK, pondering whether she has to do anal sex with GOD to get the next “Call Me Maybe” on the charts. Meanwhile, hot twin bitches Megan and Liz are laughing and […]
Bright Light Bright Light: “Moves”
Rod Thomas of Bright Light Bright Light is quite the looker! There are hot shirtless dudes in his new music video! He is friends (and collaborators) with Del Marquis from Scissor Sisters! I felt it was important to get these mundane facts out of the […]
If Jessie J Had A DICK, I Would Ride It Like A Pony!
Please excuse me while I do a headstand and direct my coochie toward the ceiling fan, because Jessie J is looking TOO FIERCE with that big bald head of hers. To be real with y’all, I was skeptical of this bitch when they tried to […]